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MIDI
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Georgia
Insane since: Dec 2002

IP logged posted posted 01-14-2003 10:54 Edit Quote

Hope I don't get myself in hot water for doing this...
I won't get in the habit of doing this.
Could I get a site review for my perty new site. http://bennieshepherd.com/AsylumMaterial.htm

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:  Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

IP logged posted posted 01-14-2003 14:08 Edit Quote

I'm sorry to say that I have seen worse!

But I'm glad to say that master SUHO will be here with his portable shock-o-treatment machine in a minute or three.

DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 01-14-2003 17:34 Edit Quote

Well MIDI...
I fear that you will have problems getting good critique on this one.

It "sort of" breaks every rule on good web design there is, sorry but that's the truth.
You need to create some kind of harmony on the site in order to make some one read it.

Right now you have:
- Way too may clashing colors (choose one main color you want to use, then visit http://www.webwhirlers.com/colors/ and feed that colorcode into it and you will have a selection to choose from).
- No consistency what so ever in style (take a look at some sites of the inmates here and see how they use similar looking elements through their sites to create a style)
- The font size is all over the site! For crying out loud, I can read it 6 feet from my 19" monitor using 1600x1200 resolution!

If this is a real q for a reviev, take care of those points and come back, to adress everything right now would take me all night!
/Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

IP logged posted posted 01-14-2003 19:34 Edit Quote

Thanks for that link DMS, that site rules...

Cell 816~teamEarth~Asylum Quotes

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:32 Edit Quote

Whoa. Sorry for being late--I was delayed by a fish-slapping frenzy upstairs. It looks like I arrived not a moment too soon...

Um, at this point, pretty much everything that DmS said.

Now, if you'll just step over here I'll get you all hooked up and we can start pumping some voltage through you.

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:42 Edit Quote

ok... what am I missing or is somebody havin' us on?
http://bennieshepherd.com/index.html


Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:45 Edit Quote

I think either a) MIDI is having a bit of fun, or b) he is designing a site for a friend.

Whichever it is, I'm going to administer shock therapy until the smoke starts pouring from his ears.

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:56 Edit Quote

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Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

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Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:57 Edit Quote

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reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:57 Edit Quote

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reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 04:57 Edit Quote

MIDI
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Georgia
Insane since: Dec 2002

IP logged posted posted 01-15-2003 16:37 Edit Quote

Was just having some, "stayed up all night getting sleepy" fun..
I'm ready for the juice Suho, give me all ya got...

DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 01-16-2003 10:46 Edit Quote

Doh... and I actually used up time on this... [shakes head]
I guess I just whished for it to be too bad to be true
/Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

MIDI
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Georgia
Insane since: Dec 2002

IP logged posted posted 01-16-2003 16:24 Edit Quote

DmS..... go back to your cell and take your medication, you'll be alright..



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