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Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 00:47

Since the links in the archived one were dead and I've had some requests to revive this, behold...
the fist in the mouth tutorial

1. You may wish to remove any lipstick, rings, etc. Things can get quite messy and painful, otherwise.
2. I like to start with making a fist, and then proceed to moving the thumb side of the fist towards your mouth as seen in Fig.1
Fig. 1


3. Begin to put fist in mouth as seen in Fig. 2
Fig. 2


4. Expect some resistance at this point, but do not give in. The fist will realize that it belongs in your mouth afterall. See Fig. 3
Fig 3.


5. It will eventually go in.
Side view


Ah sweet success.

Now nobody can say they didn't see it.
Sorry for repetition for those of you in disgust right now.

BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 00:53

So, what do you do with the tongue? Do you have a preference for which fist to use? Do you wash your hand before or after you put it in your mouth?

Just some questions for the FAQ I know you are bound to do eventually ...

Cell Number: 494

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 00:54

wow...

WOW....

but... can you eat bugs??

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 01:19

*stands and applauds* a classic Asylum moment relived.......... encore! (nice one Jeni!) heh

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 01:51

:insert max's crazy smilies here: Great tutorial! I'll give that a go later

genis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dallas, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 04:36

you'd think she'd take off the ring first.

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 05:03

Looks like you hit the 'ol gag reflex in Figure 3...

guys, be careful when you try this! I got my first stuck in my mouth for about 3 hours. It's a bitch trying to eat a sandwich with a fist in your mouth, lemme tell ya!

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 06:06

I said it then and I say it again...

. . : slicePuzzle

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 06:09

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 06:37



that hand looks a bit jaundiced

Jason

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 09:41

Yeeehoooo! 'Fist Eater of the stars!'

I just luv that tut!

You rock, girl!

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 13:16

Behold, we had a Toemuncher and now we have a Fistmuncher. What will be next?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 13:31

~polite round of applause~

We are truly in the presence of greatness.

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

St. Seneca
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 3rd shelf, behind the cereal
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 15:21

I would like to second BeeKay and suggest that this go up in the FAQ for all of posterity.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 16:16

Heh. I second the motion...

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 20:37

I swear some people type stuff just to increase their number of posts...

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 20:46

Yeah! Don't you just hate that, GN? Oh! Look my number of posts just went up a notch. Cool!

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 22:18

hahaha, I'm loving it Jeni. I remember a few years back in high school there was someone who would try and disgust everyone else by doing that. Somehow it's kinda kinky in person, where it kinda loses a bit over the computer. Possibly because it resembles someone I saw stick a 20oz. coke bottle in their mouth. Well, maybe only half of it or so, but it was the bottom half.

OK, I think I'm gonna go somewhere else now before I get slapped

________________________________________________________________
-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Unoriginal Cell 693

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 22:20

As for posting things of no importance, I have no idea what you're talking about...

[edit: "We have a flood-control something or another that doesn't allow you to post until 60 seconds after your last post."

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 22:21

St. Seneca
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 3rd shelf, behind the cereal
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 00:21

Gilbert, I hope that you were not referring to me. You have more than half the number of posts that I do and I've been posting here for nearly two years.

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 00:28

Hey guys, if you muck up my thread, it won't get archived and then....and then...no more.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-03-2002 01:11

Theres more???

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 01:15

*wants more!!!*

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 02:00

LOL
I meant that the tutorial would live "no more".


Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-03-2002 15:53

I was just bored St. Seneca. And I had a bad day when I posted that. It wasn't in reference to anyone.

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-03-2002 16:03

Wow. That's all I can say... just "wow."

Cell 270

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 17:45

Well, you know, I loved this the 1st time around, and of course it's still great to see such feminine talent, but I think we need an updated photo sequence here.....

I mean....we've seen this one Let's see the other hand

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-03-2002 17:56

Or maybe both hands...

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Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 18:29

I'll do my best.


JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 23:27

yeah, yer fists'r smaller and yer mouth's bigger now right? so...



Jason

edit friggin slimies =)

[This message has been edited by JKMabry (edited 10-03-2002).]

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-06-2002 18:52

So...is this going in the Faq?

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-06-2002 19:12

You guys know you can add this to the FAQ yourselves right?

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-06-2002 20:02

The method works too! I tried it out for myself...

Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-06-2002 20:42

wow!

Now try the whole arm

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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-11-2002 15:02

Well as no-one else did I added this to the FAQ:
http://faq.ozoneasylum.com/828/

Thanks for sharing Jeni

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-11-2002 15:13

Thanks Emps, for adding it. Three cheers for Jeni!

*hip-hip hooray! hip-hip hooray! hip-hip hooray!*

You're now an Asylum legend! (if you were not before...).

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