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DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 11-22-2002 12:38

Condoleeza Rice is the National Security Advisor.
UN CHEF D'OEUVRE !!!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 13:56

*claps and slaps knee*

Classics still work, I'm liking it!

njuice42 Cell # 551
icq 957255

kaboi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Nairobi, Kenya
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 14:01

Hilarious!!

George: who wrote this ?
Condi: Hu is in china



Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 11-22-2002 14:07

ROFLMAO!

I've read it(or something very similair) before, but it is still hillarious



_________________________
"I don't know half of you as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve" - Bilbo Baggins (S.R 1401)

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-22-2002 14:15

very reminicnet of the Who's on first sketch.

Who's on First, What's on Second, I-Don't-Know is on third

Who's on first?

Yeah, he is.

Who is?

Who's on First

That's what I want to know!

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 11-22-2002 14:38

Um, skaarj?

That's kinda the *whole* point!
it wouldn't be funny otherwise...





Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-22-2002 14:43

I know, but it's late, and I'm not too conherent. So live with it

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 11-22-2002 16:12

Thanx... I needed that. =)

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 11-22-2002 19:10

George: Who's going to Hell?
Condi: No George, You are.

matthew
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: a different frame of mind
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 11-23-2002 17:29

Reminds me of this: Wh0's on AIM? http://www.wittytirade.com/features/feat004wh0sonaim.shtml

Matthew

kuckus
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Berlin (almost)
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 11-23-2002 17:53



Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-23-2002 22:01

Excellent variation on the Abott and Costello classic!!! Loved it!

. . : slicePuzzle

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 11-26-2002 12:30



S^abaal ud T'a johtizuc^ ult'a Fedaro.

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