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njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 01-20-2003 00:58

McDonald's is having a new promotion to hock Chicken Nuggets at $3 for 20. They taste the same as before, but ... something seems wrong with this picture. Surplus in meat? Sea sponges being substituted? Alien life forms taking over by being orally digested? Human meat? At least they still have hot mustard...

njuice42 Cell # 551
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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 01:04

I understand that for the first time in McDonald's history, they reported losses. Quite an impressive record to say the least. As for nuggets? Wouldn't they be better if they were completely meat free? Oh yeeeah!

. . : slicePuzzle

BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 01:29

As far as I know, they are devoid of meat!!

Chicken McNuggets (9 piece)
460 Calories
260 Calories from fat
29 Total fat (g)
6 Saturated fat (g)
75 Cholesterol (mg)
1020 Sodium (mg)
27 Carbohydrates (g)
22 Protein (g)

mmmmmmmmmmmm ...


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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 01:38

Actually Bugs, I think they'd be best simply by not eating them at all!

njuice - I find it odd that only *now* are you questioning the contents of the nuggets!



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JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 02:13

I think there should be a fullscale congressional investigation into the McRib sandwich. Nuggets are a close second but if you're gonna wonder, definitely the McRib.

Jason

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 02:18

I used to work at McDonald's... I've got a story or two. Those McRibs definitely got me wondering but man did people eat them like crazy! They were mega-popular, and probably still are.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 03:32

They wouldn't be so disturbing if they didn't make that half-ass attempt to make them look like ribs...

I get shivers thinking about those things.



Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 04:02

Two words: Soylent Green.


krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 01-20-2003 04:24



Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-20-2003 04:33

Anyone who eats them needs to read this (people who don't read it and gloat):
www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,751123,00.html

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 04:33

Way to go, Chuck!!! Real men eat nuggets! HA! and eeewwww

Wes, you're making me have second thoughts about "soy"bean products by pointing out the spelling of that most excellent movie.

njuice42
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Gig Harbor, WA
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 01-20-2003 04:40

DL - I never question what I put in my mouth until it's too late... *coughs up stapler*

ROFL Krets that's too awesome man! Hahaha....

njuice42 Cell # 551
icq 957255

Boudga
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Jacks raging bile duct....
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-20-2003 05:05

I think Joe Rogan should force his Fear Factor contestants to eat McNuggets.... obviously you can tell I think they're vile...I tend to refer to them as McGaggets...LOL

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 01-23-2003 11:58

What's a McRib?

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 01-23-2003 12:47

Good question, RNT...I don't think that science has the answer yet...

'Unidentifiable element(s) found.'

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