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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 02-08-2003 07:46

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important
their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to put you down, but my
son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three
women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied,well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room,women say, "My God...."



Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-08-2003 07:53

If I could do a perfect imitation of Ed McMahon laughing at one of Johnny's jokes, that's what I would be doing right now.

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 02-08-2003 11:09

ROFL

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 02-09-2003 08:02

What? no one else finds this funny? sigh.. jokes aren't funny if they must be explained, but so you will understand the humor from a mother and grandmother's point of view..
Grown women frequently ask their friends: How are you? (and expect a real answer) and how is (insert child's name here)? To the last question, the answer *frequently* turns out to be a study in one-upmanship (sp).

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 02-09-2003 09:36

heheh cute joke

velvetrose: LOL that is SO true! that is the reason i avoid the school and pta meetings and other mothers at the bar

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 02-09-2003 09:55

C'mon, velvetrose, we read it, we laughed at it, we just have sort of an Asylum tradition of avoiding "me too" posts. Once you laughed, you did the official Asylum laugh. The rest of us can just agree with you in silence.

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 02-09-2003 15:42

It made me chuckle... Even more so because there was recently a bit on the radio about this EXACT topic. What was funny about that one was that they were talking to fathers, not mothers.

Parents all think their child is better than everyone elses kid... Whether it's true or not.

Bodhi - Cell 617

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