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proil
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-24-2003 18:42

that's the only way to protect himself from us...he must be prepared and ready to shoot!

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-24-2003 18:46

Uh... Hello to you too.

Do you care to explain?

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

proil
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-24-2003 18:53

i would like to do it, but i must leave now... maybe later thank you ...and hello

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 04-24-2003 21:36

Hello too. But explanation is *really* needed here.

. . : slicePuzzle

Sanzen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Raleigh, NC
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 04-25-2003 00:31

the metaphorical gun of jesus = a banana painted black that shoots out tiny little monkeys

"The only difference between me and a madman is that... i'm not mad!" - Salvador Dali

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 04-25-2003 01:17

Great, that really helped! LOL!!!

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-25-2003 01:27

Certainly makes sense, given the rest of this thread...

Sanzen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Raleigh, NC
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 04-25-2003 02:24

Wangenstein... i just wanna say... you have the awesomest name ive seen yet.

"The only difference between me and a madman is that... i'm not mad!" - Salvador Dali

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-25-2003 11:24

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 14:10

"awesomest" Is that a word?

And as far as Jesus using a gun, I think he can probably stop bullets if he wanted to, like in the matrix.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 14:37

Nah, He wouldn't have to stop the bullets. I think it would be more like in Terminator 2, where the bullets would just hit Him, and then He would look up with that blank look on His face and shake His finger. And then he would send His posse after the shooter.

[Edit: Awesome, awesomer, awesomest... you mean those aren't words? ]

[This message has been edited by Suho1004 (edited 04-25-2003).]

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-25-2003 20:57

Sanzen - You have the mostest, awesomest dictionary on your desk I bet!

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-25-2003 21:12

Hey, cut him some slack! He's complimentin' me, here!

Thank you, Sanzen, I've always liked it...

proil
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-26-2003 04:59

why does jesus need a gun...this is a matter of faith..his faith on us

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 04-26-2003 05:01

Thanks for nothing, proil. Will you please let us in on the joke now?

proil
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-26-2003 05:28

hahahahah or jajajjaajaja sorry if i couldn't explain it ...i have all the ideas in my mind, but my english is not that well...sorry if you speak espanish or french maybe....

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-26-2003 05:34

Go to Alta Vista's Babel Fish

Type it in whatever language you can handle and then copy the english translation here.

And in case you didn't get that...

Mecanografíelo en cualquier lengua usted puede manejar y después copie la traducción inglesa aquí.

Or maybe...

Dactylographiez-le dans quelque langue vous puissiez manipuler et puis copiez la traduction en anglais ici.

It might not be perfect.... but it'll give us an idea of what you're saying. Either that or just try to say it in english and we'll help you out when you need it.

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

proil
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 04-26-2003 05:44

i am a spanish english translator. i do not trust on those pseudo-e-translators... (nor my english) im trying to organize my ideas...

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 04-26-2003 05:51

I am very interested to know what this is all about.

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-26-2003 06:11

How can you be a Spanish-English translator and have poor English?

Whether you trust them or not it is an alternative that should get us somewhere close to undestanding what you meant. (One would hope)

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 04-26-2003 06:16

proil: Your english is better than mine and I am an american.



The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH''

Wolfen's Sig Site

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-28-2003 02:27

Yes, as a Korean-English translator myself, I find it very interesting that you claim to be less than proficient in your target language. I take my translation very seriously, and native Korean speakers whose English is not too great and yet still feel that they are qualified to translate Korean-English get on my nerves. I know this is probably not the right foot to start this on, and I'm generally not this harsh with newcomers, but you've really hit a nerve with me. I'm finding it very hard to take you seriously, let alone consider you a fellow professional.

Although at least we agree on online translators (I generally use them for recreational purposes).

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-28-2003 17:33

I'm sure the E-translators suck... but it was fast and has to get the gist of the message across. If we can agree that they suck and might need some interpretation.... Damnit! I need to know what he meant. It's been bugging me since he wrote it!!

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

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