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Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-08-2004 17:39

Does what it says on the box:
www.entrances2hell.co.uk

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 01-08-2004 18:17

ok.

perhaps you need to british to get this?





Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 01-08-2004 18:52

This one is pretty funny - Asananc

[edit]Actually, the more I look at the site, it seems that these people perhaps really believe this. I'm not really sure if this is meant to be a joke or not. Hum[/edit]

[This message has been edited by Gilbert Nolander (edited 01-08-2004).]

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 01-08-2004 19:33

Bill Masheen

I'm pretty sure this is fake. Some of them are written well though... Gee 5 AM Maybe... Just possibly... a garbage truck? Of course... the garbage collectors are working for the devil to cover up any sulfer or brimstone that might escape the gate.

*sigh*


Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-08-2004 20:15

DL: No it could just be you

Although technically it doesn't matter I'm pretty sure it is a prank (although I've seen plenty of odder things online) in the tradiiton of Chris Morris-stlye things (like The day Today, Brass Eye and Blue Jam):
http://directory.google.com/Top/Regional/Europe/United_Kingdom/Arts_and_Entertainment/Performing_Arts/Comedy/Comedians/Morris,_Chris/

See also (not to be considered worksafe):

TV Go Home

Unnovations

My favourite is Elite:

quote:
If you were to walk towards Elite this remarkable entrance would immediately shrink in size to almost nothing. This means it can not be entered by anyone but Satan himself. The devil has a jumbo jet stored inside. Elite laughs every 2 days



http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page300.html

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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 01-08-2004 20:37

Well, I am quite certain that this is a joke, of sorts, but for the life of me, I can't quite determine what the joke actually is

I am sure the author feels quite witty.

I am sure that british citizenship is somehow a prerequisite for agreeing with the author on that issue



Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 01-08-2004 21:47

^ Trust me DL, it doesn't help.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-08-2004 23:01

LOL perhaps its just me then

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Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 01-08-2004 23:17

I'm just wondering how you came about this?
Were you searching for entrances to hell or something?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-09-2004 04:15

GN: I was looking for the local entrances to Hell.

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metahuman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 92064
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 01-09-2004 04:29

I almost thought the site was serious until I read the following Q&C:

quote:
Are you seriously telling me that these little doors with graffiti all over them and some holes in trees are "Entrances to Hell"? If somebody actually sent these pictures don't you think they just took a random photo of a door and told you it was an "entrance"? Also, when I was looking at "Dawson" I noticed at first that the picture was of a little puppet a ventriloquist would use. Then it turned into another entrance. What was that about? And where do you get all this weird sounding information?
Benjamin Feld

We have suspected for some time now that our servers may be haunted by trapped spirits, which would explain the unusual occurence you witnessed. You can usually chase any ghosts away by clicking at them with your mouse but please do report anything mysterious.



metahuman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 92064
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 01-09-2004 04:31

It looks like they have an "authentication" process. I wonder if it is as extensive as ENTERING these "entrances to Hell"...

Here's a US "Gateway to Hell" (1 of 7!) http://www.prairieghosts.com/stull.html

[This message has been edited by metahuman (edited 01-09-2004).]

Taobaybee
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 01-09-2004 14:52

Heh Emps, your answer to Gilbert Nolander's question;

quote:
GN: I was looking for the local entrances to Hell.


I found one in the back ally way or jigger ( a long walled path inbetween the back yards of terraced houses) just off Smithdown Road where I now live.
Here:


::tao::
[edit]fixed link[/edit]

[This message has been edited by Taobaybee (edited 01-09-2004).]

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-09-2004 15:08

Tao: Submit the bugger - I'm sure that washing machine is slowly moving up the alley in the picture

Any idea where this is:
http://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/page304.html

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metahuman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 92064
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 01-09-2004 15:17

Taobaybee: Did you set out to find an "Entrance to Hell"?

Taobaybee
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 01-10-2004 17:01

No idea where that one is Emps.
metahuman, where I live "Entrances to Hell" pop up all over and folow you around.

:::tao:::

metahuman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 92064
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 01-11-2004 00:56

haha

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 01-12-2004 22:36

Is that's what's been following me around ever since my trip to England.
There always seems to be something right out of my field of vision....
Damn those "Entrances to Hell"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


.quotes.

metahuman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 92064
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 01-13-2004 02:42

Wait a minute...

What if these so-called "entrances" were really exits?... Deus ex Barathrum.

Taobaybee
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Feb 2003

posted posted 01-13-2004 03:03

Then we wouldn't know wether we were coming or going I guess.
Emps, I've submitted my ^photograph ^ for their consideration. We will have to wait and see.

:::tao:::

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