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Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-25-2004 01:25

Doctor, electrician, fitter, repairman or personal bombsquad. So if you do smell gas in the kitchen or got bitten by a crocodile do not ask us what you should do about it.

Just use common sense and call the most apropriate form of help.

With other words do not ask what to do when:
- your curtains are one fire, just put some water over it and/or call the firemen
- you got bitten by something creepy and it hurts like hell, Call the doctor even if it costs your last penny, getting insane or paralysed or dead is always worse.
- you smell gass at the dryer, call the repair guy or the shop where you bought it.
- You see sparks coming from a 2 wires on the floor, switch of the power an call the electrician, or if you can do it safely repair it yourself.

If you do encounter some situation which could be dangerous for you or someone you know use the phone and call for help.

Ofcourse we can help you and learn with you and teach you and advise you etc.But probably none of us is close enough to you too drag you out the house when the dryer explodes or drive you to the hospital when your leg is all swollen and red....

~end of lecture~
If i offended someone with this i am very sory about it but i had to get this of my chest

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poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-25-2004 02:14


what was the purpose and target of this thread ?

tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 10-25-2004 02:53

Recent threads such as someone smelling a gas-like smell coming from around their dryer, and someone getting bit by a spider and it hurting like hell wondering if they should go to the doctor.

Basically just a lack of common sense in recent threads. No offense to the people who are subjecting themselves to needlessly dangerous situations.

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UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 2 steps away from a los angeles curb
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 10-25-2004 03:22
quote:
Rinswind 2th said:

- You see sparks coming from a 2 wires on the floor...



Touch them to see if they are hot.

Or, you know how when you touch your tongue to the top of one of those little square 9v batteries to "test" them? Do that with the sparkly wires to see if it really is electricity.

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-25-2004 03:52

tntcheats: thank you. Indeed these threads seemed extremely interresting.

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 10-25-2004 06:25

So wait, you're telling me NOT to ask a bunch of web design gurus from all over the world -- that I've never met before -- if this strange rash is cancerous or not?

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-25-2004 14:12

wallaby - actually, that one is okay, provided you scan the rash and make some sort of javascript animation with it first....

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-25-2004 14:33

or map it as a texture onto a 3d model and animate it asking your question. That's always cool.

tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 10-25-2004 16:38

Or record you scratching it, turn it into a song and make a flash movie with it wearing funny clothes.

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outcydr
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out there
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 10-25-2004 20:11

*scratches head

*scratches butt

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Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Back in West Texas... How disappointing
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-25-2004 22:04

It's threads like this that make Monday bareable

UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 2 steps away from a los angeles curb
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 10-26-2004 02:32

*Nervously watches outcydr to see if there is any hand washing going on...

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-26-2004 02:38

^ or nail-biting....

UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 2 steps away from a los angeles curb
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 10-26-2004 03:14

eugh! Now thats gross. LOL!

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Is This Thing On?

Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

tntcheats
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 10-26-2004 04:09

^ or ass biting

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