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ZaddyDog
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2005

posted posted 04-12-2005 03:29

this sounds interesting, but i think i'll pass

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,12629346%5E12274,00.html

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 04-12-2005 05:10

I just read about this the other day.

I was speechless then.

I am still speechless now.

I mean.....


uhhhhhhhhhhhhh................................................................

Ehtheist
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Just north of nowhere, south of where
Insane since: Feb 2005

posted posted 04-12-2005 05:22

ROFLMAO

I assure you, this is a passing fancy.

Perhaps the next trend will be for technicolour, glow-in-the-dark sphincters which may be entertaining for the average joe or jane, but it will certainly give those who indulge in anal sex something to aim for.

"All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher." -- Lucretius, Roman Poet (94 - 55 BCE)

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-12-2005 07:05
quote:
This beautician has treated sex workers and strippers for years, but says mainstream demand has risen sharply over the past six months. She acknowledges that her long-term clients (many of whom come in for treatments every six weeks)



Maybe.

People are strange.

cfb
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 04-12-2005 08:29

I'd place this somewhere between a culturally acceptable version of superfluity, and complete and utter narcissism where it really isn't deserved. Seriously, people, are we that vain, and who really cares?

(Edited by cfb on 04-12-2005 08:32)

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-12-2005 10:25

I think it has less to do with vanity and more to do with insecurity. Then again, I'm not really sure where to draw the line between the two sometimes.

And I must say that "technicolour, glow-in-the-dark sphincters" would provide an ironic twist to the phrase: "where the sun don't shine."

Think of the many uses for such sphincters, though. They would, for example, eliminate the need for disco glitter balls You just depants* some poor sucker and string him up hand and foot over the dance floor, and BAM! Instant disco.

* I figure if we're going to have utterly silly words like "deplane" in the English language, we should be able to slip in things like "depants."

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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-12-2005 13:15
quote:
They would, for example, eliminate the need for disco glitter balls You just depants* some poor sucker and string him up hand and foot over the dance floor, and BAM! Instant disco.



I'm shocked!

Now all that is missing, is for Emps to come by with the Tentacle...I'm not going to say it!

Or the bare-buttocks slappin', light flashin'...

Look what you started, Master Suho!!

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-12-2005 14:57
quote:
WebShaman said:

Now all that is missing, is for Emps to come by with the Tentacle...

bare-buttocks slappin', light flashin'



And a good time will be had by all!

So who's going to print up the flyers?

___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup | "Hooray for linguistic idiots and yak milk!"

ZaddyDog
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Apr 2005

posted posted 04-13-2005 00:30

So what do you do for a living?

Uh, well, uh...i bleach assholes for a living.

Oh, you mean like Michael Jackson?

Sort of.

Ehtheist
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Just north of nowhere, south of where
Insane since: Feb 2005

posted posted 04-13-2005 05:08

hahahaha. great lines all.



"All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher." -- Lucretius, Roman Poet (94 - 55 BCE)

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