Topic awaiting preservation: ASK a stupid question day (Page 1 of 1)

Ok guys go ahead...Feel free?


~Sig coming soon~

Ok, I'll bite!

Why does the Earth go around the Sun?

Because I said so.

*Bows down before a "Greater Force"*

We are not worthy!

Why?

Why do we wear clothes?

~Sig coming soon~

You don't REALLY want to see Krets...nekkid, do you?



(Edited by WebShaman on 09-28-2005 11:54)

We've seen Emps in a dress...

TP: Why not?

Was the devil a nerd in highschool?


Justice 4 Pat Richard

I'm sure the Devil got ALL the chicks!

TP...because.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Am I gay?

Does it matter?

[Depressed Vogon]You've just gotta ask yourself: what's it all about?[/Depressed Vogon]


Justice 4 Pat Richard

*Slowly dusts off a lonely, forgotten mop in the basement*

"Yeah, those were good days..."

Why am I here?

Because no one else will have you ?



What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?



(Edited by docilebob on 09-30-2005 09:09)

Wow Bob,

Those are some great questions (LOL).

Could it be the smallest, smallest piece of material turns out to be the biggest one? (are we looping while trying to find the smallest part?)


-=[ Read my code or eat my dust, 'cause bite you might, but learn you must. ]=-

^


~Sig coming soon~

Can somebody tell me what the web address of http://www.ozoneasylum.com is?

Nevel: What do you think about what your thinking about?ah, classic

jive: What's the number for 911 again?

Do I speak English?

Do I want to speak English?

What do I do if I speak English?

What do I do if I do what I'm doing?

Can I ask a question?

Can I stop now?

Huh?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Ramasax
www.AmericanSerf.us

Whats the second to the last number of Pi?

It is a fact that the data from our left eye is processed in the right side of our brain and vice versa; so is the whole world upside down or does our brain adjust ?

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

Does anyone know where I can download photoshop CS for free?

Don't know, but I got an email today offering it for $50.

Ramasax
www.AmericanSerf.us

so can somebody tell me again why the price of petrol is so high...?

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// i've got soul but i'm not a soldier//

Does anyone have a tutorial for an LCD screen?

quote:

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binary said:

Why do we wear clothes?

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You "clothies" are all the same.

Let it all swing free.

Let the breeze waft around your most private parts.

You might just like it.

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