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binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 09-28-2005 10:11

Ok guys go ahead...Feel free?


~Sig coming soon~

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 10:14

Ok, I'll bite!

Why does the Earth go around the Sun?

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 10:31

Because I said so.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 10:48

*Bows down before a "Greater Force"*

We are not worthy!

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 11:27

Why?

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 09-28-2005 11:29



Why do we wear clothes?

~Sig coming soon~

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 11:54

You don't REALLY want to see Krets...nekkid, do you?



(Edited by WebShaman on 09-28-2005 11:54)

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 09-28-2005 14:44

We've seen Emps in a dress...

TP: Why not?

Was the devil a nerd in highschool?


Justice 4 Pat Richard

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 15:25

I'm sure the Devil got ALL the chicks!

Diogenes
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Right behind you.
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 09-28-2005 15:56

TP...because.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Danaan
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Here, there and everywhere
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 09-28-2005 17:49

Am I gay?

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 09-28-2005 17:54

Does it matter?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 09-29-2005 04:28

[Depressed Vogon]You've just gotta ask yourself: what's it all about?[/Depressed Vogon]


Justice 4 Pat Richard

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-29-2005 07:42

*Slowly dusts off a lonely, forgotten mop in the basement*

"Yeah, those were good days..."

zavaboy
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: f(x)
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-30-2005 03:38

Why am I here?

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 09-30-2005 09:08

Because no one else will have you ?



What disease did cured ham actually have?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?


Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?



(Edited by docilebob on 09-30-2005 09:09)

Nevel
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Amsterdam
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 09-30-2005 09:29

Wow Bob,

Those are some great questions (LOL).

Could it be the smallest, smallest piece of material turns out to be the biggest one? (are we looping while trying to find the smallest part?)


-=[ Read my code or eat my dust, 'cause bite you might, but learn you must. ]=-

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 09-30-2005 14:56

^


~Sig coming soon~

jive
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greenville, SC, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 09-30-2005 20:38

Can somebody tell me what the web address of http://www.ozoneasylum.com is?

zavaboy
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: f(x)
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 09-30-2005 21:34

Nevel: What do you think about what your thinking about?ah, classic

jive: What's the number for 911 again?

Do I speak English?

Do I want to speak English?

What do I do if I speak English?

What do I do if I do what I'm doing?

Can I ask a question?

Can I stop now?

Huh?

Ramasax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: PA, US
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 09-30-2005 22:13

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Ramasax
www.AmericanSerf.us

moaiz
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 10-01-2005 02:19

Whats the second to the last number of Pi?

lan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darwin, NT, Australia
Insane since: Dec 2003

posted posted 10-01-2005 04:39

It is a fact that the data from our left eye is processed in the right side of our brain and vice versa; so is the whole world upside down or does our brain adjust ?

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Elizabethtown, KY
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-01-2005 04:56

Does anyone know where I can download photoshop CS for free?

Ramasax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: PA, US
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 10-01-2005 07:14

Don't know, but I got an email today offering it for $50.

Ramasax
www.AmericanSerf.us

LaSun
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: deep inside my head
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-07-2005 15:07

so can somebody tell me again why the price of petrol is so high...?

--------------------------------------------
// i've got soul but i'm not a soldier//

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-07-2005 15:45

Does anyone have a tutorial for an LCD screen?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-07-2005 16:52
quote:

binary said:

Why do we wear clothes?



You "clothies" are all the same.

Let it all swing free.

Let the breeze waft around your most private parts.

You might just like it.

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