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MalFunkShun
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: few miles outside philly
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-11-2005 00:44

... And I will have no hard feelings towards the Asylum if this quickly gets deleted, or if I get deleted as a member. But as the following says, Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Okay, so here's the deal.
After a nice evening of saying so long to our old boss at the bank Istart my way back home. I'm on RT 420 and I start calling a few peopleto see what's going on for the rest of the evening. While scanning through the phone book, I stop paying attention to the road. Next thing you know my car is burried into the back end of a nice new Altima. Thecops arrive and I get arrested. So here I am with no car, no way to work and up to my neck in debt and fines. I have to go find a new job, get a lawyer, and figure out how I'm going to pay for all of this. Chances are I'm going to wind up in jail. I'm not really comfortablewith taking hand outs and I know that most everyone I know is alsopoor. But desperate times call for desperate measures. So even if you only donate $1, right now every penny counts. So send this to all your rich friends and family. If you believe in Karma then you know you will be rewarded ten fold. I'm sorry for having to do this but I have no other options. Thank You for your consideration.

Please Donate

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-11-2005 01:53
quote:
If you believe in Karma



Something just came back on you?

Nobody injured? Count yourself lucky and do your time with a smile.

Diogenes
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Right behind you.
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 12-11-2005 03:16

Yah, no sympathy here. Driving and cel-phoning is no brighter than drinking and driving...as you have just proven.

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Thumper
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Deeetroit, MI. USA
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 12-13-2005 22:53
quote:
While scanning through the phone book, I stop paying attention to the road.



Not wise to do when:

1. You're poor
2. You have no car insurance
3. You're driving

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 12-14-2005 00:48
quote:

Thumper said:
Not wise to do when:
1. You're poor
2. You have no car insurance
3. You're driving




I think the list needs to be re-prioritized -

1 = while you're driving.

This is why many states now have laws about such things.

Blaise
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 12-14-2005 11:11

Take responsibilty for your actions, and start being the man you were supposed to be goddamit!

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-14-2005 15:08
quote:

DL-44 said:
This is why many states now have laws about such things.




where i live is one of those states. can't even have a cellphone in your hand while you are driving. even if you are not talking on it. i had mine in my hand one day and just driving. got pulled over and he gave me a warning. i really don't drive and talk on the phone. i got the entire side of my jeep destroyed from someone talking on a cellphone and ran a red light. sucked....

Later,

C:\

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-15-2005 13:56

"Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time" - Beretta theme song.

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

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