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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 03-03-2006 19:10

Change location and names to suit. =)


At Flin Flon's airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Prime Minister Harper said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

Al-gebra is a fearsome cult, Harper said. They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as unknowns, but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."

When asked to comment on the arrest, local Mayor Ballard said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 03-04-2006 06:53

I never took the Al-gebra seriously.
They`re always off on a tangent.

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 03-06-2006 04:12

hahaha good one NJ,

Down with Al-gebra! down with math instruction!
Long live igrorance and 3 sided triangles

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