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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

IP logged posted posted 03-23-2006 17:40 Edit Quote

A Greek and an Italian were sitting in Starbuck's discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "We have the Parthenon.

The Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics,"

The Italian says, "But we built the Roman Empire."


............And so on, until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"


The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was we Italians who introduced it to women."

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-23-2006 22:25 Edit Quote

hahahhaa
So not funny,

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

IP logged posted posted 03-30-2006 07:08 Edit Quote

ok, different chuckle

Found this on another forum...thought it was interesting and decided to share it with the rest of the spammers.

Definition of a BILLION

The next time you hear someone in government, or big business, rather casually use a number that includes the word 'billion', think about the actual magnitude of a 'billion'.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend.

One advertising agency did a rather good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases:

* A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
* A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
* A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
* A billion days ago no creature walked the earth on two feet.
* But...a billion dollars lasts only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate the government spends it.



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