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binary
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

IP logged posted posted 05-22-2006 14:17 Edit Quote

http://edition.cnn.com/2006/TECH/internet/05/19/internet.addiction.reut/index.html

~Sig coming soon~

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

IP logged posted posted 05-22-2006 17:27 Edit Quote

excellent that they are posting this article in the WWW

The Space Between Us | My Blog: lukas.grumet.at

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 05-23-2006 06:54 Edit Quote

No pill for this...it`s easily cured by getting a life.

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 05-24-2006 10:23 Edit Quote

so this is why i've been sitting at a LAN cafe for the last 2hr's since i finished work, i'm addicted

_Mauro
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2005

IP logged posted posted 05-24-2006 10:27 Edit Quote

By getting a what?

INSANEdrive
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods
Insane since: Jan 2005

IP logged posted posted 05-25-2006 20:11 Edit Quote

You Know You've Been on the Computer Too Long If...

    When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.



    When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".



    When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.



    When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the "else" clause.



    You try to sleep, and think sleep(8
  • 3600); /
  • sleep for 8 hours /



    When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.



    When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...



    When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.



    When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.



    When you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.



    When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.



    When you look for a trash can icon for throwing garbage.



And those are just the symptoms...

You know your in trouble when you click a link and see this

But Obviously No one here has any of those symptoms or has seen the end of the internet...

Right!

..Right

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Out of Insanity comes brilliance(Or was it the other way around?)

mhadxpresion
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Feb 2006

IP logged posted posted 05-25-2006 20:56 Edit Quote

I agree. the internet can really be addictive. if there is a pill for this then perhaps everybody should take it.

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them - Ogden Nash



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