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binary
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

IP logged posted posted 08-23-2006 08:48 Edit Quote

Who wants to go one on one

Here goes:-

Suho:- your mama is so big she uses the Equator is her belt

~Sig coming soon~

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 08-23-2006 10:54 Edit Quote

Gee binary, I'm touched. But I'm afraid I have nothing but good things to say about your mom. I mean, it must have been a shock when you came out of the closet as a flamingly gay young man--especially considering your adamant anti-homosexual stance--yet she still showers you with love and affection. How can I not admire a woman like that?

So while I would love to engage in a friendly exchange of jabs, I am afraid I must decline. I have too much respect for your mother. Good one about the Equator, though.




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binary
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

IP logged posted posted 08-23-2006 11:47 Edit Quote



Damnnn...watches the chicken take off that was wise Suho coz i was ready to slaughter u alive

by the way the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity

~Sig coming soon~

(Edited by binary on 08-23-2006 11:53)

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 08-23-2006 13:52 Edit Quote

haha mum jokes! yay! nice one about the equator!

*binarys mum looks over Marumans shoulder* "enough of the internet, mama needs some more lovin"

haha *runs off to do rude and naughty things to binarys mum*

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

IP logged posted posted 08-24-2006 00:53 Edit Quote

Maruman's mom is so nasty she has to pour ice water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

:::11oh1:::

SleepingWolf
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2006

IP logged posted posted 08-24-2006 03:39 Edit Quote

I love this one from Buddy Love:

Alright, you wanna do fat jokes? Alright! Your mum is so fat that after sex, I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch!

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 08-24-2006 06:06 Edit Quote
quote:

binary said:

Damnnn...watches the chicken take off that was wise Suho coz i was ready to slaughter u alive



Believe me, binary, I am wiping my brow with relief after that close call. The thought of having to face your razor-sharp wit had me sweating bullets.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 08-24-2006 06:27 Edit Quote
quote:
Believe me, binary, I am wiping my brow with relief after that close call. The thought of having to face your razor-sharp wit had me sweating bullets.





You could smear him with Nutella and then leave him tied up on an ants nest, Suho...

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 08-25-2006 00:23 Edit Quote

Kret's mum is so hair it looks like she's got a hippy in a headlock



UnknownComic
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: 2 steps away from a los angeles curb
Insane since: Nov 2003

IP logged posted posted 08-25-2006 03:22 Edit Quote

eugh...
Degenerates.

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Webbing; the stuff that sticks to your face.

RhyssaFireheart
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Out on the Sea of Madness...
Insane since: Dec 2003

IP logged posted posted 08-25-2006 06:36 Edit Quote
quote:

WebShaman said:

You could smear him with Nutella and then leave him tied up on an ants nest, Suho...




What a horrible thing to do to good Nutella, WS. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

IP logged posted posted 08-25-2006 09:52 Edit Quote

I was actually thinking the same thing. Now we might get away with a cheap Nutella knock-off, but I think old-fashioned honey would be the best tool for the job here.

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 08-25-2006 10:03 Edit Quote

Better than Nutella, VEGIMITE!! thats the real stuff

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 08-26-2006 00:37 Edit Quote

I LOVE Vegimite!!!

Ok, that settles it!

We coat him in Vegimite first, and then leave him tied up on an ant hill...

Besides, Nutella is the tool of the Devil

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 08-26-2006 09:35 Edit Quote

Your a man of my own heart webshaman, Nutella is indeed the tool of the devil

Btw your mama is so fat she is one of those new planets that kicked pluto out.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 08-26-2006 18:31 Edit Quote

Yo mama wears army boots! And she needs a shave!



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 08-27-2006 01:22 Edit Quote

Yo mamma so fat when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy gushed out like niagra falls!

loj58
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: I'm over here, now
Insane since: Jul 2006

IP logged posted posted 08-27-2006 02:31 Edit Quote

Your Momma is just like Adelphia..... I haven't paid the bitch in 6 months.

Flashy signature here...

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 08-28-2006 09:15 Edit Quote

Your Mom`s so fat when she jumps up in the air, her butt gets stuck.

CLyNn
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: out of no where
Insane since: Jan 2001

IP logged posted posted 08-28-2006 10:22 Edit Quote

hard to imagine something like that docile ..

ahh..i can't believe that i actually missed this asylum.

SleepingWolf
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2006

IP logged posted posted 08-28-2006 13:38 Edit Quote

yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

~ Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is. ~
http://www.sleepingwolves.com/

loj58
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: I'm over here, now
Insane since: Jul 2006

IP logged posted posted 08-28-2006 16:14 Edit Quote

Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie puts out more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

or, or....

Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie smells like Yo Daddy's ass!

Flashy signature here...

(Edited by loj58 on 08-28-2006 16:20)

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

IP logged posted posted 09-06-2006 06:53 Edit Quote
quote:

loj58 said:

Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie puts out more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

or, or....

Yo Momma is so nasty her koochie smells like Yo Daddy's ass!

Flashy signature here...

(Edited by loj58 on 08-28-2006 16:20)



That wisconsin one is great.

Yo momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach everyone starts screaming "FREE WILLY"!


'Hey, take it easy and enjoy life.... or in your case, death.' -- Yoh Asakura, 'Shaman King'

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docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 09-07-2006 11:33 Edit Quote

Your Momma is so fat, the cottage cheese on her butt has real cottages.

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: under your bed
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 09-07-2006 13:13 Edit Quote

haha good one docilebob! gross but funny

loj58
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: I'm over here, now
Insane since: Jul 2006

IP logged posted posted 09-08-2006 01:36 Edit Quote

Whats the difference between Yo Momma and a pretzel?....

A pretzel never had my nuts on its chin!

Flashy signature here...

SleepingWolf
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2006

IP logged posted posted 09-08-2006 02:01 Edit Quote

Clown: Your mama must be the horse's ass then.
Me: Fuck you clown

~ Luxury is the wolf at the door and its fangs are the vanities and conceits germinated by success. When an artist learns this, he knows where the danger is. ~
http://www.sleepingwolves.com/

trib
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Den Haag, Netherlands
Insane since: Sep 2002

IP logged posted posted 09-13-2006 10:17 Edit Quote

It's a little known fact that, when he became famous in the USA, Chinese-born concert cellist Yo
Ma Ma decided to change his name to Yo Yo Ma in order to avoid embarassing introductions.


Bug-free software only exisits in two places
In a programmer's mind and on a salesman's lips



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