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Jestah
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From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-25-2007 01:22 Edit Quote

http://time-blog.com/middle_east/

Yes, Cameron of Titanic fame.

WebShaman
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From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 02-25-2007 16:08 Edit Quote

Sounds interesting.

I would be very interested to see what he presents as evidence.

I would also be interested in what scientific inqueries are saying about it.

Any links?

I find it very interesting that this has remained "hidden away" for the last 27 years.

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles


(Edited by WebShaman on 02-25-2007 16:11)

Skaarjj
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From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-26-2007 06:53 Edit Quote

Also, here's the permalink: http://time-blog.com/middle_east/2007/02/jesus_tales_from_the_crypt.html

You've got to be careful about linking to the front page of a blog to show an interesting article; things rarely stay as they are for long.


Justice 4 Pat Richard

Nathus
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Aug 2003

IP logged posted posted 02-26-2007 16:52 Edit Quote

BBC article

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6397373.stm

krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

IP logged posted posted 02-26-2007 22:15 Edit Quote

WebShaman: Come on man, only four out of five of your sentences contain the word interested/interesting. Let's work on that shall we?

:::11oh1:::

twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-26-2007 22:41 Edit Quote

interesting.

I'll be interested to see how the interesting results from this interesting documentary interest people into having greater interest in the propagation of un-interesting dogma.

-steve

NoJive
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From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

IP logged posted posted 02-26-2007 23:22 Edit Quote

~Rim shot~




___________________________________________________________________________
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krets
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From: Right-dead center
Insane since: Nov 2002

IP logged posted posted 02-26-2007 23:36 Edit Quote

See, twitch is hardly around anymore and he beat you cold.

:::11oh1:::

SleepingWolf
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IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 01:22 Edit Quote
quote:
But film-makers Cameron and Jacobovici claim to have amassed evidence through DNA tests, archeological evidence and Biblical studies, that the 10 coffins belong to Jesus and his family.



I'm glad they got his DNA - now we can clone Jesus. Did they get the DNA from the 3 wisemen too? If so, we can clone the whole gang and reenact the manger scene.
Great news.

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(Edited by SleepingWolf on 02-27-2007 01:23)

DL-44
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From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 01:50 Edit Quote
quote:

SleepingWolf said:

I'm glad they got his DNA


Now we can get that paternity test out of the way

SleepingWolf
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IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 02:30 Edit Quote
quote:

DL-44 said:

Now we can get that paternity test out of the way





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(Edited by SleepingWolf on 02-27-2007 02:31)

JKMabry
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From: raht cheah
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 06:22 Edit Quote
quote:

SleepingWolf said:

I'm glad they got his DNA - now we can clone Jesus.



Heck yes! would he have that divine spark tho? I think not, those of ye with a BA in divine spark will back me up I'm sure. Nice daydream fodder tho I must say. 9 of 10 theologians would agree that if you're gonna clone somebody, gotta be Jesus

quote:

Jestah and tvItch said:
James Cameron destroys religion and un-interesting dogma?



If only it were that easily done

twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 08:24 Edit Quote

I'd so like a set of Jesus Lungs. What with the smoking and stuff. If he's really, like, a deity, I want his lungs.

Kickass.


Oh, and a Jesus Liver, too.


Kickass.






"Call today for your free informational booklet and DVD about how JesusParts might be right for you!"

-steve

WebShaman
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From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 10:27 Edit Quote

Interesting

And that is what is passing as flaming around here these days?

Sheesh, you guys used to be better

Where is DG and Michael when you need them?

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles


(Edited by WebShaman on 02-27-2007 10:28)

(Edited by WebShaman on 02-27-2007 10:29)

krets
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From: Right-dead center
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IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 16:55 Edit Quote

You mean, where ARE DG and Michael?

Where is Wes when you need him?

:::11oh1:::

WebShaman
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From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 17:26 Edit Quote

In Texas?

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Wes
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From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-27-2007 17:42 Edit Quote

Yes! Clone Jesus! Just imagine ... Jesus Park! (Cue upbeat, but ominous, John Williams music.)

Make sure you're there at feeding time. He does this awesome thing with water.

twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 02-28-2007 04:32 Edit Quote

Where's the jar of Vaseline when you need it?










Jesus Park. I love it. I think those things already exist. See the movie Jesus Camp. Similar, but more eerie and less woodland-animal-esque.

-steve

Lord_Fukutoku
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From: San Antonio
Insane since: Jul 2002

IP logged posted posted 02-28-2007 14:26 Edit Quote

This is how 'Jesus park's...


quote:
Others have claimed that if the remains do turn out to be of Jesus Christ then 1/3rd of the global population is going to end up looking rather stupid.


That doesn't really depend on what the remains turn out to be, does it?

--

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.

(Edited by Lord_Fukutoku on 02-28-2007 14:27)

twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-01-2007 01:22 Edit Quote

If the remains turn out to be Jesus and a dragon, I'd totally be a convert.





Like, immediately.














just saying.

-steve

DL-44
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From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-01-2007 04:23 Edit Quote

*ahem*

twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-01-2007 16:14 Edit Quote

Clones are cool and all, but I've already moved on to the whole DragonJesus thing. You're so behind, DL.

-steve

WebShaman
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From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 03-01-2007 17:23 Edit Quote

DL is a behind?



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

DL-44
Lunatic (VI) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-01-2007 17:46 Edit Quote

he wishes

DragonJesus huh?
Well...we'd still want to clone him, and the clones could still wrestle...



twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-01-2007 17:58 Edit Quote

Okay, okay, a compromise.

If he's not a dragon but also didn't ascend into heaven (given the presence of his bones here on earth, don't you know) we all agree to stop worshipping him, but will clone him for awesome wrestling fights.

If he is a dragon, we still clone him for wrestling matches, but we must then all agree to worship him, but not in the pussy guilty way that people do presently. We'll steal many of our ideas from those fabulous southern black Baptist churches with the gospel singing. Also some from Medieval Europe, where we start a plague and then disenfranchise our new faith because a good god would never do bad things, but then we'd get a bigger flock because omfg our god is a fucking dragon.




a dragon, man. A wrestling goddamn dragon.



I shouldn't drink so much coffee.

-steve

JKMabry
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From: raht cheah
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-02-2007 05:33 Edit Quote

I'm pretty sure you guys don't care for Jesus or wrestling so the coffee diagnosis is probably spot on. That and you're sarcasm is so finely practiced that you probably make children cry on a regular basis without even trying. Black Baptist church ahoy! Right in me own kitchen.

twItch^
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From: Denver, CO, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 03-02-2007 06:46 Edit Quote

I'd care more if it were a Jesus-Dragon who was wrestling.

-steve

docilebob
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IP logged posted posted 03-02-2007 08:38 Edit Quote

JesusDragon vs The Rock. Hell yea.
I`d even start watching wrestling again.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

IP logged posted posted 03-02-2007 10:16 Edit Quote

Yeah!

And then he could raise Anna Nicole Smith from the dead as the Wh**e of Babylon, and Old Nick would appear and bust down the rows giving a long tirade on the mic!

"Let's get ready to rrrruuuuuummmmmbbbbllllleeee!"

I'd tune in...

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

SleepingWolf
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IP logged posted posted 03-03-2007 16:19 Edit Quote

Sorry folks - but Jesus does not wrestle, he boxes, and he doesn't do that great a job at it either.



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