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datahound
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2008

posted posted 07-01-2008 13:01

God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to go to heaven when he dies. The man says he'll try.

God visits the man a week later to see how he's getting on. "Not bad," says the man, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to stick it up her arse."

"They don't like that in heaven," replies God.

The man says, "They're not too fcukin happy about it in ASDA either!"

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-01-2008 14:26

Yeah, okay... kids read this forum, you know.


Justice 4 Pat Richard

DL-44
Lunatic (VI) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-01-2008 14:57

kids?
if they do, surely they've read far worse than that...

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Norway
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-01-2008 15:04

DL-44: you mean they read about The Pink Pill ?

datahound
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2008

posted posted 07-01-2008 15:11

If kids are reading it I doubt they will stay for long, it's like the grave in here.

Hello-o-o-o...

Blaise
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: Jun 2003

posted posted 07-01-2008 15:14

Let's be honest nobody reads this forum apart from us

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 07-01-2008 21:12
quote:

poi said:

DL-44: you mean they read about The Pink Pill ?



That'll be for our Nil By Mouth patients.
As for the "joke", I'm not really a "hey have you heard this joke" kind of person. I find those kind of threads tedious.
Flippin' heck I'm not evolving into a miserable old fart am I, perhaps I am?

Nah!


Those who look for monsters should look to it that
they do not become monsters. For when you gaze
long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-02-2008 13:34

^ Old fart!

quote:

Tao said:

Flippin' heck I'm not evolving into a miserable old fart am I, perhaps I am?



Of course you're not turning into a miserable old fart, Tao. You're a wonderful old fart!




___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 07-02-2008 13:39

Heh, ~insert blushing slimie here~
Thanks Master Suho I think that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all year


Those who look for monsters should look to it that
they do not become monsters. For when you gaze
long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

WebShaman
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: The Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-02-2008 14:08

[Butthead Mode]Hehehehehehe...heheheheheh..[/Butthead Mode]

He said fart.



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-02-2008 23:42

When I joined here I was 16 and probably one of the youngest here, so IF it is just us long time members hanging about here 8 years later it would be safe to say the youngest here is over 21 :P

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-03-2008 01:18

Wow... it's been so long since I started lurking here..

As corny as it sounds, wherever I am in the world- visiting The Asylum always feels like coming home..



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