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norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 02-20-2003 07:14

I have some pretty clear memories of being a dog. I'm not entirely sure about what breed, being a dog I don't think I would have been aware of that sort of thing.

I'm hoping that if I behave myself in this life, I'll get to be a dog again.

So, how about the rest of you? Anyone been anything really cool, like a ferret, or an elephant, or perhaps a mole?

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 02-20-2003 07:26

If I was, what ever I was, I think I had Alzheimer's...

I have a hard enough time trying to remember *this* life.

                                   

Edit... No wait... I keep thinking of bright warm tasty sun! and being rained on alwasy felt good... hmm... and trees! I used to swing from trees a LOT as a child! Then one day I had a nasty fall... and... I cant remember anything after that.

[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 02-20-2003).]

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 02-20-2003 07:29

i would love to know what i was....but i don't! my son, on the other hand, was a fighter pilot....we think. when he was younger we took him to an air show in washington and he got in this old bi-plane and starting telling us about when he was shot down in a plane like that one and that he was 24 when it happened and told us what some of the instruments were. it was freaky...but cool!

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 02-20-2003 07:56

I sometimes can recall that I was a pagan priestess in another life.

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 02-20-2003 08:41

I have no idea, what was I in my last life. An animal maybe.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-20-2003 09:01

I drowned as a child in my last life...


WebShaman

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 02-20-2003 09:47

Since I don't believe in last/past & neither next life, I don't have this "problem".
If we were supposed to have a past life, how come the number of inhabitants in this world is always increasing? Where all the past lifes come from? Are they recycling? Is there never a fresh, virgin life? Even animals (not rational) or plants can be our past lifes? From where came the first - supposably virgin - lives from? Who came first, the egg or the hen? Should I be a good guy now because I want to come back in a better situation? If I am a good guy it's because I did it right in the past? A person that's suffering too much in this life is because made something very bad in the past? When the cycle ends? When the cycles turns around? How can God take care of five billion persons at the same time? Why there is suffering in this world? Why when there is an accident, twenty persons die, twenty persons survive, and God was responsible for the guys that survived (he gets the kudos) but He is not responsible for the persons that died (nobody blame on Him)? Why? Why should I believe in past life? No, there is no past life neither next life. There is only _this_ life. Past lives were our parents and grand-parents. Next life is my son and my daughters.

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-20-2003 13:50

Some crazy lady told me that I was my best friend's mom in a past life...

norm- no more 'Charmed' for you...

-in the course of this discussion you might listen to the 'Scenes from a Memory' album by Dream Theater...


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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-20-2003 14:55

I seem to remember being a woman in a previous life







St. Seneca
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 3rd shelf, behind the cereal
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 02-20-2003 16:24

We all like quizes. Someone should create a bunch or random, multiple-choice questions; when you hit the submit button, it spits out some drivel about your past life.

Let's start submitting questions.

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 02-21-2003 06:35

Judging soley from a Karmic standpoint, I think I was Ghengis Khan`s social advisor.

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-21-2003 13:18

hehehehe...

yeah... which would put me somewhere in the neighborhood of 'Hitler's most ruthless Minions'...


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St. Seneca
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 3rd shelf, behind the cereal
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 02-21-2003 15:29

My friend has a theory that this existance is actually Hell, and that we've all already lived our lives and died and that this reality is in fact the afterlife. He also states that based on his theory, I must be Satan.

That means that my wife probably WAS Hitler when she was alive.

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 02-21-2003 20:29
quote:
My friend has a theory that this existance is actually Hell

Kind of off-topic, but it made me think of this,
An optimist believes this is the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that's true.

Since I don't really go for the whole past-life experience thing, I'll just say I was somewhere between Mother Theresa and Vlad the Impaler...


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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 02-21-2003 20:46

If you were something in a previous life, why would you remember it in this life? You have a completely new brain, there's no reason you should be able to recall previous lives through it.

Unless you theorize that memories are carried through the soul.

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-21-2003 22:39

Buffer Overflow, Slime...

...memories are just a rudamentry scripting language.. not like the rest of the world, which is written in C...

(which would make Hell a combination of PHP and bad Flash)


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norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 02-22-2003 05:16

If the world is really written in C, then couldn't those residule memories be pointers that someone forgot to dispose of? That would explain a lot.

The soul, however, must be written in C++ or Java.

I've also heard from a reliable source that Hell is scripted with ASP, complete with more COM calls than you can poke a stick at.

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-23-2003 22:05

unfreed malloc()s?


I'd have to tell you that you're right on about the ASP, but I doubt hell would have a Browser Interface... hmm... actually, I think you may have something there...


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Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 02-23-2003 22:53
quote:
I'll just say I was somewhere between Mother Theresa and Vlad the Impaler...


Dude, you must really be suffering!

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