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CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-05-2003 03:51

There is a new virus -- code name is "work." If you receive "work" from
your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any one else, do not touch
"work" under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life
completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these
steps:

1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the
nearest pub.

2. Order three drinks and after repeating 14 times, you will find
that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least 5 friends.

Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you
are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your
whole life.



Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 05-05-2003 08:26

The only virus that I fear is SARS.

[This message has been edited by viol (edited 05-05-2003).]

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 05-05-2003 08:43

Has there been a SARS case reported in Brazil???

lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 05-05-2003 10:17

nice one CPrompt!



Elias,

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 05-05-2003 11:03

Let's not forget West Nile. 'Tis the season.


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