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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-26-2003 05:48

Continued from here: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/008204.html

With this question:

What am I to do with this ravenous bugblatter beast?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-26-2003 06:33

eat it.

want me to cook it for you?

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-26-2003 06:34

No, just squish it!

Did U.S. Isolationism After World War I Lead to World War II ?

EDIT: someone was faster than me :-)



[This message has been edited by viol (edited 10-26-2003).]

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 10-26-2003 13:00

only if you believe that walking away from a bad situation will precipitate another bad situation.

you do read history books don't you?

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-26-2003 15:16

Actually not, I took that question from the Internet

Ain't Google the King of the World?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-27-2003 02:37

All hail his majesty, Google Regino, King Google III

Wanna go down the rabbit hole?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-27-2003 02:51

Why of course.

Won't the rabbit mind?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-27-2003 04:26

well, i'm sure the rabbit mind would go down the hole, if it's still in the rabbit's head.

do nosehairs have any alternate uses?

reitsma

Rauthrin
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 2 Miles Below Insane
Insane since: Apr 2003

posted posted 10-27-2003 04:33

They make good filler for my pillows

Why are arm hairs not as soft?

binary
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Under the Bridge
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 10-27-2003 07:06

They could be if you washed them regularly..

Do you shave your chest?

~Sig coming soon~

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-27-2003 10:04

Only for you, sweetheart?

Did you miss me?


___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-27-2003 12:08

Often but I have rotten aim

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper what did Patsy Piper do?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 10-27-2003 13:14

She did Peter Piper, probably.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-27-2003 13:28

It would depend on if it had replied to the spam email "Add more inches to your wood without pills".

If I do this, and then this and have my arm here what letter of the alphabet am I being?

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org

Nemesis
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Uranus
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-27-2003 14:33

Q!

How long have you been taking the "short" bus?

Jason

Edit.... Sig removal

[This message has been edited by Nemesis (edited 10-27-2003).]

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-27-2003 22:53

Take the short bus? I drive the short bus...

Wanna ride?


Cell 617

iconoclast
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: SM Megamall
Insane since: May 2003

posted posted 10-27-2003 23:47

sure thing so long you're not drunk.

when did you start driving that?

---------------------------
Don't Pick On Me.

To Singapore.

[This message has been edited by iconoclast (edited 10-28-2003).]

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-28-2003 05:00

Oh...I stole it from the used noun lot...

So how much information is useless?

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-28-2003 06:50

fifty to fifty.

Why it's colder in the winter if the Sun is closer to the Earth (valid only for North Hemisphere)?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 10-28-2003 13:16

It has to do with the angle at which the sun shines relative to the Earth.

Light meat or dark?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-28-2003 13:40

Light meat - the thought of Darks' meat (or is that now kriek's meat ) isn't so palatable

If I throw this in the air will it fall back to earth?

MW
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: 48°00ŽN 7°51ŽE
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 10-28-2003 14:19

Only if it´s heavier than air.

Who let the dogs out?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-28-2003 14:35

woof...woof woof, woofwoof.

Is helium a natural soprano?

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-29-2003 18:35

Only if you kick it really hard in the right place...


What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

edit - siggie go bye bye!

[This message has been edited by bodhi23 (edited 10-29-2003).]

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-29-2003 19:13

It depends. What if the swallower is running or jumping or travelling in a car or airplane or ship? Do you want it relative or absolute? BTW, what the heck is unladen swallow?

Do you believe in God (whatever God you may want to believe in) ?

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-29-2003 19:28

I believe I'm god.

Does that count?

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 10-29-2003 22:23

Only in your mind!

Can I be God too?

aside: viol, see "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" on all things concerning laden and unladen swallows. Allow me to sum up. A swallow is a small bird. There was some conversation about how coconuts made it to England in the 5th century, and it was postulated that they were brought by swallows. Additional conjecture surrounding African and European swallows, and how much each could carry... "laden" means carrying something, "unladen" is not carrying anything. But watch the movie, it is amusing...

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-30-2003 00:25

There is but one God, and his name is Google

what is that foul odour?

But of course, African Swallows are non-migratory

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-30-2003 08:56

Fish.

Fish?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 10-30-2003 10:48

No, chicken.

Caesar or Caesim?

josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted posted 10-30-2003 21:37

now this is getting goddamn pathetic.

don't you think?



Hopefully that answers your question. Well, not really.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-30-2003 21:41

Rarely

?looc gnitirw sdrawkcab si

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-31-2003 03:10

!looc nmad doG

What do you want to do today?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-31-2003 05:01

Shouldn't that be who...not what? No...I think we'll leave that one alone

Should Mircsoft truly be called Microshaft?

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-31-2003 05:46

not sure - i've never heard of mircosoft.

if you're not sure where you're going, do you think you know when you're half-way there?

viol
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Charles River
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-31-2003 06:14

Yes, indeed. If you're not sure where you're going, you can be in whatever distance you want from your destination.

Do you believe in miracle?

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 10-31-2003 12:32

I'll tell you when my books get published.

Should computers have cats as well as mice?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 10-31-2003 13:17

I don't know...you may as well ask if they should have birds and worms too...

What's he meaning of liff?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 11-02-2003 02:58

422, of course. Everyone knows that.

Is it possible for one to be too geeky?

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 11-02-2003 04:36

No, of course not! D'hoi n'glavin

So did you find it?

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