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UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Los Angeles
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 12-19-2003 19:33

Why isnt it talked about? Someone needs to Torture Emp until he talks.

Is there some kind of secret conspiracy going on?
Weird expirements?
Strange goings on?
Demented Parapsycology Research?
What?

WHAT IS IT !?



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prawnstar69
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Loughborough, Leics. UK
Insane since: Sep 2003

posted posted 12-19-2003 19:36

I believe thats whee the giant squid are kept for tentacle hentai.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-19-2003 19:44

UC: We bricked up the North Wing many years ago when there was an 'incident'. I'm afraid that some inmates were sealed inside in the rush and some nights when the wind blows in the right direction (i.e. not from Suho's cell) you can still hear strange noises (gurglings and an odd popping sound). As no one has ever gone back into the North Wing and returned we don't know what happened.

prawnstar69: I keep the giant squid it what was once the East Wing's swimming pool.

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Veneficuz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A graveyard of dreams
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-19-2003 20:15

You mean we aren't supposed to use that swimming pool anymore? That explains why I'm always alone there... and why I felt something stroking my legs last time I was there

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UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Los Angeles
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 12-19-2003 20:16

What was it used for before the incident?

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InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 12-19-2003 20:28

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 12-19-2003 21:13

... we'd have to unleash the giant squid upon you. And it hurts. It really hurts!!

Mathieu "POÏ" HENRI

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 12-19-2003 21:16
quote:
What was it used for before the incident?



Well there were some cells and urmmmmmmm some other stuff.

Veneficuz: Sounds like you've made a new friend

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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 12-20-2003 04:17

Trust me UC, you don't want to know. The smells alone would keep you away anyways.

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 12-20-2003 04:41

surely, i can't be the only one who thinks UC should be taken to the north wing and lef...er...given a tour?

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 12-20-2003 04:44

Lacuna: Well what I heard about the North wing was once the sewage main line got clogged and guess where it all went?

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 12-20-2003 05:11

hah even better... all that really needs to be done is take him up there... shove him in and make sure the door is locked!!

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-20-2003 05:17

well.....how 'bout this? We drop a couple of hits and take a little walk UC? Really....i'll be right behind you.......promise

Later,

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UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Los Angeles
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 12-20-2003 05:27

errr...

Nevermind...

Unless someone ELSE! wants to go up there and look, I dont really need to know.

I nominate C:\, Lacuna, and Wolfen!

Let us know what ya find!


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Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 12-20-2003 08:44
quote:
I dont really need to know.



well, that makes this a really frickin' pointless thread then doesn't it?!

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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 12-20-2003 09:00

I walk by there nightly on my watchdog patrols. Once you get used to the screams and the smells, it is not all that bad...

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 12-20-2003 09:04

It used to be a big fuckin' janitor's closet. The janitor left because of dimwits... so it's been sealed off.
End of story.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 12-20-2003 10:20

*sigh* We miss his dedicated mopping.

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 12-20-2003 20:01

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

hyperbole
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Madison, Indiana, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-21-2003 01:15

We stopped using the north wing so much after VogonPoet took the mop away.

-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

UnknownComic
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Los Angeles
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 12-21-2003 01:24
quote:
well, that makes this a really frickin' pointless thread then doesn't it?!



Well I only meant that if there was a personal price to pay I didnt need to know, But, if SOMEONE else was willing to sacrifice THEIR safety then I actually do need to know.

It's all about prioritization.

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CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 12-21-2003 04:35

oh sure....if there's a price to pay then there's no go eigh? not how it works. gotta pay the piper. that's how we do things around here. gotta earn your keep and you gotta do things the hard way. want someone to hold your hand or do it for ya....not gonna happen. so just scurry on over and find out..........

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