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http://www.business2.com/b2/web/dumbest/1

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Dairy Queen franchisee W.A. Enterprises is docked $700,000 by a jury in Richmond, Va., after DQ employee Ayman Ahmed Hasaballa allegedly slides into a booth next to a female customer, pulls down her sweater, bites her breast, and says, "I am like Dracula." The jury holds the company responsible because it didn't fire Hasaballa six months earlier after he allegedly attacked a female co-worker.

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Is This Thing On?

Bleah...

That's just lovely... :P

.: Brodo .:

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Fast-food sandwich chain Quiznos launches its new Philly cheesesteak with a TV commercial featuring two businessmen eating lunch alfresco. One's a smart Quiznos customer; the other, a non-Q loser. "Were you raised by wolves?" asks appalled Guy No. 1. Yes, indeed?and he still calls the wolf den home. Cut to a shot of Guy No. 2 lying on the ground and suckling a mama wolf's teat.

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Never saw that version!

You're lucky then Wes...

Saw the 'Wolf commercial'.... not that I mind that one. *whimper* *Looks homesick.*

Aw ... you need a teat on which to suckle, Wolfen?

[Edit: My grammar is perfect even when I'm baked, look at that ...]



[This message has been edited by Wes (edited 02-02-2004).]