Topic: I'm in love... but are you? (Page 1 of 1)

Okay, I wouldn't mind a little critiquing (positive only!).
Was wondering what everyone thought of my site
(1 page for now... but before i add the rest, would like everyones expert opinion).

Here is the site: http://laketahoegymnasticscamp.com

Thanks!
Karl


karl@laketahoegymnasticscamp.com

oh... positive only?
brilliant idea.
that way all the piss poor portions of the site get missed entirely.... and you eliminate anyone who might say something bad about it.

I give myself a pat on the back for doing a pretty good job when I give site reviews... I'm not the best.... but I do an above average job,
but it's when people come bouncing in here with comments like this when they want a site reviewed, that make me wanna tell them to fuck off.

Thankfully.... I'm not quite in the mood to tell you fuck off.
I just feel like saying...

Positive only?.... that seems rather silly.
If you want to have people only praise things you have in your site...... why don't you just round up your 10 best friends that don't know anything about the web, and ask their opinion.

So there aren't complaints about me not giving a site review, and instead i've babbled about all this other shit....
Here's my review.


Cute site.
Pictures are nice.
.............................
Nice wood.... I like how all the buttons look as if they're going to be the same piece of wood.
The backwards N's are totally kool.
Oh... and I like how it's not centered on the page.


besides me being an asshole....
get the jist?

Uhhh... NO, I don't get your jist. NOT AT ALL.
Whats your problem? Who stepped on your toes today? Did your cat die or something? Did I piss you off in a previous life?
What gives man?
Who died and made you king asshole?

Sheesh... some people.
But at least you admit it... you got that going for you.


karl@laketahoegymnasticscamp.com

~runs in and grabs a bag of popcorn and a front row seat~

"positive only"

I uh.....guess I can't point out much better than Michael did how completely absurd that notion is.

And how much of a jack-ass you are for suggesting it.

And then of course, how much more of a jackass you are for reacting the way you did after reading such a sincere reply from Michael.

Oh well...."some peope" is right karl....



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 10-23-2002).]

*sigh*
it's funny..... ya know why?
do ya?

no... of course you don't.....
'cause you're the joke.

we could get 10 other people from the asylum, and I'm willing to bet that the majority side with me on this thing.
If ya want a review..... ya gotta have the good and the bad.
If you want to get better.... ya gotta have some negative feedback.


To address your issues....
Whats your problem?
Who stepped on your toes today?
Did your cat die or something?
Did I piss you off in a previous life?
What gives man?
Who died and made you king asshole?"

my answers....
-As I've said in more subtle ways.......... People who are looking to get a blow job from other people who are reviewing their sites. It should be the good and the bad.
-No one stepped on my toes.
-I don't have a cat.
-No, you didn't piss me off in a previous life, however.... you're on your way to it in this life.
-Nothing "gives" .... I'm just layin' it all out for ya.
-No one died and made me king asshole. However..... since ^twItch left... the crown is up for grabs....... I'm not asshole enough to have it yet, though.


edit: didn't see the other posts prior to posting this message..... but I'm going to tally DL as siding with me.... and Emps as undecided at the moment.
So it's 1-0 so far... with 1 undecided....... assholes are winnin.

[This message has been edited by Michael (edited 10-23-2002).]

i loved the way it took over 10secs to load

i love the wood

i love the back to front N's, aint it nice michael

i love that crushing green colour

i love the URL title, although i can't pronounce it

i love the amount of navigation on it

i love that huge LTGC-03 in a totally different font than the rest of the image titles

i love how "NEARLY" centred it is

i love those faded 1992 style faded pics, especially the one on the bottom left cuz it still has its straight line at the top

i love the repeat of the word Gymnastics Camp in the title tags

i love the times new roman font and why its been alienated from the verdana text, and also the way it has a different font as a text hyperlink.

Inflatable fire Vrs Deflatable Water

~with a dramtic run on to the pitch DL makes the review pong match a single vs double event~

~then with one sweeping move Narcosis sneaks in and steals the Emperor's ideas right from under his hat~

You have now began the new



Inflatable fire Vrs Deflatable Water

quote:

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Three Crowns for the Coding-kings under the sky.
Seven for the PS-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for the Tool School doomed to die.
One for the 'Dark Lord' on his dark throne
In the Land of the Asylum where the Loonies lie.
One Crown to rule them all, One crown to find them
One Crown to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of the Asylum where the Loonies lie.

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Anyone who even suggests that they are going to tell me to "fuck off" is nothing but an asshole.
I'm not here to win shit, just here for a little help. But you, you jerk-face, you've completely screwed that up.

I'm sorry I didn't add "hehe" and "haha" to the statement "(positive only!)"... next time I shall, and I shall in "fear" that someone like you will take a pussy swing at it.

Oh, and that dress you are wearing, it isn't you. The flowers are cute, but the image of you with your head up your ass... well lets just say they need to shove it in a lot further than that.


karl@laketahoegymnasticscamp.com

I really don't see how it will help you, you ask for some feedback on your site, but just want positive.
How on earth will it help you if we lie?, tell you that everything is great?, that won't help.

I think the positive action will come from exactly what has been said here, I think that when you want a site reviewed you shouldn't get annoyed when people don't like it at all, i have experienced and took it on the chin so why don't you.

Inflatable fire Vrs Deflatable Water

~sigh~

As much fun as this has been I'm going to shut this baby done.

Karl: If you pick through what has been said (esp. by Narcosis) then you will find the points you need to address:

1. That green - pos. use a very dark blue.

2. The centring.

3. The TNR.

4. The LTGC-03 bit.

and I think you need more content like pictures, details of activities.

Coding wise add a DOCTYPE and an encoding metatag. The 4 table deep nesting is 'naughty' and the mix of upper and lower case should be addressed.

It is a good start - expand on what you have there and you should be doing well.

This thread will now be closed - anyone with further grouches can take it to email.

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