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Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 02:42 Edit Quote

Some government humor someone emailed to me <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

A True Story From the U.S. Navy
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
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Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS ACCOMPANY US. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURE WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.



Dan
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 02:51 Edit Quote

LoL

its funny cause its true <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

- Dan -

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 04:32 Edit Quote

I head this story before... didn't think it was true, though..

and you forgot about the past where he says "I'm the captain" and the answer comes "I'm a sailor"

tskull@techie.com">
"War is a series of disasters which result in a winner." --Georges Clemenceau
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Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 05:00 Edit Quote

lol is that really true? pretty funny.

Dan
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 05:31 Edit Quote

I doubt its really true... although I doubt it would of made the news... its funny, not spectacular.

- Dan -

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 05:45 Edit Quote

Oh who cares if it's true...it's still finny whether or not it is true!




Executing a person who has done something wrong as an example to others is often a couse of action that leads to ordering the last person to cut their own throat as an example to themselves - Terry Pratchett

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 17:45 Edit Quote

I have no idea if it's true or not... I got it through email and found it to be funny <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

IP logged posted posted 11-13-2000 19:36 Edit Quote

That Canuck should have kept schtum! would have been funny hearing that on the evening news!.. lol

nice one Shi <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

~Vp~



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