Oh yeah...that's right. I just got an email offering to sell me cannabis.
Fun stuff(and this is a LOOOONG one):
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This is an UNBELIEVEABLE OFFER for the Ultimate "Herbal" Experience!!!
Only from Shambhala Botanicals... Greetings & Blessings To You!
"Seventh Heaven" Kathmandu Temple Kiff (tm) &
"Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets (tm) & "Seventh Heaven" Gentle
Ferocity Tablets (tm)
Now offering for your Delight ... our "Seventh Heaven" Kathmandu Temple
Kiff (tm) for Blissful Regressions of Vexatious Depressions!
An imported Nepalese, sensitive, pipe-smoking/stoking substance;
Kathmandu Temple Kiff is the most substantial marijuana/cannabis
alternative on the planet.
Absolutely Legal! Marvelously Potent!
" FREE GIFTS PROMO "BELOW" WILL BE *CANCELLED* 11/23/2000 "
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Kathmandu Temple Kiff possess all of the positive virtues fine ganja/cannabis
without any of the negatives. An amalgamation of high concentrates of rare
euphoric herbas, Kathmandu is offered in a solid jigget/bar format and is actually
more UPLIFTING & POISED than cannabis / marijuana while rendering Euphoria,
Happiness, Mood-Enhancement, Stress/Depression Relief and promoting
contemplativeness, creativity, better sleep, lucid dreaming ... and enhancing the
sexual experience!!!
Kathmandu Temple Kiff is simply the best and just a little pinch/snippet of the
Kathmandu goes a long, "sensitive" way. Just 4 or 5 draws of the pipe ... (an herb
pipe included with each package of Kathmandu Temple Kiff).
PLEASE NOTE: Although no botanical factor in Kathmandu Temple Kiff is illegal
or considered to be harmful by regulatory agencies and no tobacco is included
therein, it is the policy of our company that Kathmandu Temple Kiff may not be
offered or sold to any person that has not attained at least 21 years of age.
Ingredients:
Kathmandu Temple Kiff is both a euphoriant and an uplifting, calmative relaxant
that offers scintillating physical and cerebral ambiance enhancement. Kathmandu
Temple Kiff is a proprietary, prescribed amalgamation which includes the
following synergistically, synesthesia conglomerated, uncommon herbs, resins,
essences, flower-tops and oils in extreme ratio extractment ranging from 8.5 to 1.
to 60 to 1, viripotent concentrations : Drachasha, Chavana Prash, Trikatu, Black
Seed Herb, Capillaris Herba, Angelica Root, Wild Dagga, Haritaki, Shatavari,
Labdunum, Neroli, Unicorn Root, Papaver Rhoes, Dendrobian, Calea Zacalechichi,
Rue, Amla, Salvia Divinorum, Crocus Sativa, Lotus and Gokshura.
Also for your sensitive mellowness.... "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka Tablets are an
entirely natural, proprietary, botanical prescription comprised of uncommon Asian
Herbs for Calm, Balance, Serenity and Joyful Living.
"Seventh Heaven" Prosaka is indeed a most extraordinary, viripotent, calming,
centering, mood-enhancing, holistically-formulated, exotic herbaceous alternative to
pharmaceutical medications for depression, anxiety, stress, insomnia, etc.
NO side effects! NO dependency! Vivaciously Mellow!
There is ABSOLUTELY nothing else quite like "Seventh Heaven" Prosaka (tm).
Ingredients:
Seventh Heaven Prosaka tablets contain the following herbal factors in
precise prescription: Tadix Salviae, Sensitive Mimosa Bark, Arullus Euphoriae,
Shizandra, Frutcus Mori, Caulis, Polygoni Multiflori, Zizphus, Tang Kuei, Cedar
Seed, Sweetflag Rhizome, Cuscutae, Amber, Radix Scutellariae, Evodia, Longan,
Arizisaema, Cistanches, Radix Polygalae, Red Sage Root and Eucommia.
Recommended dosage: 1-2 tablets; 2-3 times per day.
Also.... for your "Sensitive" "Pure Energy" Energization.... "Seventh Heaven"
Gentle Ferocity Tablets (tm). A "Seventh Heaven" non-caffeine, non-ephedrine,
non-ephedra, non-MaHuang; viripotent, herbaceous prescription for the dynamic
energization of body, mind and spirit.
This Gentle Ferocity Formulation is amalgamated in accordance with the
fundamental Taoist herbal principle of botanical interactiveness and precursorship
which in essence is a molecular equation of the relevant botanical/herbal alkaloids
and glycosides interacting with one another to prolificate molecular communion and
thereby to achieve demonstrative herbal efficaciousness without negative implication
to any aspect of human composition. These Gentle Ferocity Cordial Tablets are
incredulously and thoroughly effective. Enjoy!
Contents:
Each Gentle Ferocity Tablet contains 500 mg. of the following proprietary
formulated, high-ratio concentrated botanical factors...
Cortex Eucommiae, Radex Polygoni Multiflori, Zizyphus Seed, Fructus Schisandrae,
Radix Panax Ginseng, Radix Astragali, Atractylode, Sclerotium, Porial Cocos,
Saussurea Tang Kuei, Longan, Radix Paeoniae, Biota Seeds, Glehnia, Radix Salviae,
Ligusticum, Lycu Berry, Radix Dioscoreae, Cortex Mouton, Frutcus Corni, Radix
Polygalae, Cistanches, Radix Pseudoslellariae and Cortex Aranthopanacis.
All products Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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ORDERING INFORMATION:
For your convenience, you can call us direct with your order or questions.
For faster service, please fax your order to us for immediate processing.
All products 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. You'll LOVE this!!!
Call or Fax us TODAY!!! Phone: 719-686-1161 Dept Code 1 Fax: (775) 244-9311
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SPECIAL DISCOUNT & GIFT
Call now and receive a FREE botanical gift! With every order for a 1.5 oz. jigget /
bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff or an order for our "Heavenly" Intro Combination
Offer or our "Pure Energy" Intro Combination Offer, we will include as our free gift
to you ... a 1.5 oz. package of our ever so sedate, sensitive Asian import, loose-leaf
Capillaris Herba for "happy" smoking or brewing ... (a $40.00 retail value).
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Thank you for your kind attention!
Many Blessings to you.
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SEVENTH HEAVEN KATHMANDU TEMPLE KIFF (tm)
[ ] One .75 oz. jigget/bar $65.00
[ ] One 1.5 oz. jigget/bar $115.00
(Free Capillaris Herba with 1.5 oz. bar, see Capillaris in Special Discount area above.)
SEVENTH HEAVEN PROSAKA (tm)
[ ] One 100 tablet tin $40.00
[ ] Three 100 tablet tins $105.00
[ ] Six 100 tablet tins $185.00
SEVENTH HEAVEN GENTLE FEROCITY (tm)
[ ] One 300 tablet jar $130.00
BODY, MIND, SPIRIT "HEAVENLY" INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
[ ] Includes one, 1.5 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 tin (100 tablets) of
Seventh Heaven Prosaka. For $125.00 (Reg. $155.00 Save $30)
(Free Capillaris Herba with this intro offer. see Capillaris in Special Discount area above.)
"PURE ENERGY" INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
[ ] Includes one, 1.5 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 jar (300 tablets)
of Seventh Heaven Gentle Ferocity. For $170.00 (Reg. $245.00 Save $75)
(Free Capillaris Herba with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)
"SENSITIVE" PREFERENTIAL INTRO COMBINATION OFFER
[ ] Includes one, 1.5 oz. jigget/bar of Kathmandu Temple Kiff & 1 tin (100 tablets)
of Seventh Heaven Prosaka & 1 jar (300 tablets) of Seventh Heaven Gentle
Ferocity For $200.00 (Reg. $285.00 Save $85)
(Free Capillaris Herba with this intro offer Refer to Capillaris paragraph at end of text.)
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exclusively via U.S. Priority Mail.
Please add $4.00 shipping and handling for domestic delivery and $18.00
shipping & handling for international deliveries.
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All products 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. You'll LOVE this!!!
On a more personal note. I'd just like to say fuck off to these people. This is the third time that I have recieved email from them on this subject, and I have unsubscribed every time, and every time I recieve more.
That my rant for the day.
Executing a person who has done something wrong as an example to others is often a couse of action that leads to ordering the last person to cut their own throat as an example to themselves - Terry Pratchett
posted 11-16-2000 14:19
