Topic: Lock Tester Returns (Mwaahahahaha) (Page 2 of 2)

...the giant hand springs to life and jumps over to njuice, where he prepares to scalp him...

...as njuice squirms frantically to get away! Deciding that it now has come down to a matter of life and death, njuice decides to reach for the closest weapon... anything that can be used as a weapon, at least... Ah hah! He spies WebShamen's trusty peacepipe sitting comfortably in his holster. With everything he's got, njuice reaches over, retrieves the pipe and...

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...smokes up a storm. He gets so high that the monster looks like a giant peice of meatloaf. Njuice trys to eat the moster and...

the monster gets pissed off and bites njuice in return, only this time njuice was... BUM BUM BUM.... DECAPITATED!!!! Thats right, the monster bit NJS head right off! So InSiDeR Leaps from his cell after hearing all the comotion, slaps the monster in the face a few times and sais, shut the fuck up im trying to sleep in a totally conseiled room with pillows on all 6 walls for insilation and I can still hear your annoying nonsence, spit his head out and go to bed before I smack you again, right then the monster...............


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suceeds. Everyone gathered looks at njuice in a new light (Webshaman had just rpelaced the globe), got scared and ran...

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

...but at least the headless flounder still had his trusty dusty mumu! Blindly, he sets the pipe back into WebShamen's holster, then proceeds to pat the monster's pockets down for loose change. Hey, heads aren't free... During his searches, on the left side of the monster's Docker slacks, second pocket, he found...

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wakky's secret stash of meds and 'shrooms! Njuice quickly stuffs them down his throat (eeewww! That's messy!). All the meds and 'shrooms cause a freak mutation, and a new head grows in place of the old one...it's...it's...oh maw god, it's the head of Krets! The new Krets head immediately starts spouting obcenities...

'Dammit! Who's been fucking around with my body...and you! Yes, you fuckwit, I'm talking to you! Get that peacepipe out of your ass! Stupid, dumbass moron. And who let all you freaks into my cell? How am I supposed to get anything done with all you jackasses causing such a ruckus?'...the spewn words just go on, and on...

WebShaman futilly tries to do just that, grumbling about blind idiots who can't discern a holster from a hole in the ground, as...

...Suho finally manages to climb down from the flagpole and get the front door of the Asylum open. He takes one look at the scene before him, then reaches over and pulls a lever on the wall. A loud whooshing sound is heard, and Suho is sucked through the halls and back into his cell. Those who remained behind, though, still had to face...

The wrath of Webshaman, as he finally finds his peacepipe (I thought something felt funny back there), and goes on a scalping spree.

'Wheee! A scalping we will go, a scalping we will go, hi ho the tomahawk-o, a scalping we will go!' They all sing, Skaarjj staying behinhd Webshaman all the time in order to aviod being scalped. Lucky he did, cause just then, out of Doc's secret trap-door-o-matic came...

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

... 'Hall of the Mountain King'... and if you thought the spree was bad now, the music only seemed to drudge up a hatred for scalps long sustained. Clumps of hair, skin and bone go flying as WebShamen quickly spins into a tornado of chaos! As everyone in the room runs and hides, WebShamen stops, looking up at the ceiling. His face, what was once a gleeful, sadistic grin, slowly melts into a frown as he sees...

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DG's bare head...which basically meant the scalpin' party was over...after examining the rather fine specimens from his endeavors, WebShaman carefully cleans then lights the peacepipe...'Ahhhh...nothing like a good smoke after a scalpin'...as curls of smoke waift through the room. All of a sudden...

Skaarjj walked in drinking some apple juice. Points and laughs at his hapless, scalpless clone. Clone gets up ,and Skaarjj and his clone start fighting. Punches go everywhere, untill one of the clones punches mises Skaarjj, swings around and hits...

Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

The Krets mouth, which was full in-swing, the obscenety stream un-ending...until now! The fist lodges itself firmly in Krets gob, the force of the blow ripping the newly mutated head from njuices shoulders...causing another swift mutation...and njuices normal head grows back (if you can call that normal).

At about this time...

Patrick begins to run from wall to wall of his paddin' cell all the while humming Comfortably Numb in his head. Patrick smells Webshaman's pipe when...

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