Topic awaiting preservation: Not happy with your navel?

It appears that one of the growing fields of plastic surgery is having your belly button altered:
www.guardian.co.uk/women/story/0,3604,994963,00.html

I think my favourite quote is:

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San Francisco plastic surgeon Dr James Romano says that he is getting as many as five to eight inquiries a week. "There are a lot of young women that have lived with an unattractive bellybutton," he says. "They are very sensitive about them."

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I think some people need a slap and something to do with their time. I'd also consider confiscating their money and handing it out to those who could make better use of it.

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

I'm not pleased with mine at all, it's growing this mushy fleshy stuff all around it.

thanks!



Jason

Ah, yes Jason..that clears up some issues for me! I'm not getting older and fat, I just have an overproductive belly button!

Now I feel better =)

I wonder if they could make my navel look like a face? then I could get its nose pierced.....

DL: Or get a really big outie and then stick a PA in it (and then tell everyone all about it)

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

LMFAO emps.......(It has to be jealousy.......)

pink: What navel envy?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

ahhh, emp...you still manage to tickle her pink...er...yeah......

I sure wish I had a belly button...

oh im sorry emps did i say navel envy, i meant PA envy (silly me....*rolls eyes and slaps her head*)

Dl-44: You didn't know that Emps always tickles my pink.... Apparently he can make it wales in less then an hour - still trying to get him to prove it

PA envy? I can imagine there are plenty of things to be jealous about but putting a hole through my Old Man...? Nope.

If I did attempt to improve the Imperial Experience I'd be legally responsible for the fatalities that would ensue (hell I'm having to restrain myself as it is).

Some people are born to greatness, some people have to stick a metal ring through their cock to get even close

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

LMAO InI.........*says absoluetly nothing*

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Some people are born to greatness, some people have to stick a metal ring through their cock to get even close

Hee Hee Hee! That's the funniest quote I've seen all week.

Yeah, I think I'll just stick with being less-than-great...

You know i like less than great, coz greatness can piss you off after a while.......

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I'd also consider confiscating their money and handing it out to those who could make better use of it.

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I'll drink to that Emps .. I've got a navel hernia the size of a duckegg and if I had that kind of money I could afford to get it done right now ...

and before anyone suggests it ... no ... I'm not gonna shove a ring through it and photograph it ...

I wonder what's coming next, sphincter reshaping?


~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Morph, there is a website somewhere deditacted to body modifications....In my bookmarks, somewhere. I think it has a section on that. Let me search. Through. My. (612) Unorganized. Bookmarks.

I definitely don't want to know why you bookmarked that one...

(Don't bother trying to explain--it will only pale in comparison to the stuff my twisted imagination can come up with...)

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I bookmark anything that even remotely interests me. I came across the site looking for pictures of cool tattoos, so I bookmarked it. Anyways, heres the site. (It's bookmark #487, BTW) I think that someday I'm going to pay for my utter lazyness. ANYWAYS...I expect to see some of those people in the Darwin Awards sometime soon.

Umm...Slight warning: There is some nudity, but not on the index page, at least. Well, just be sure not to click the link at school, it can get fairly disturbing.

ANYWAYS, there should be something here.

[This message has been edited by counterfeitbacon (edited 07-16-2003).]