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Ruku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darkside of the Moon
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-04-2003 22:49

Ok, only read on if you really don't want to be irritated. If you think you can handle it, read on. This is something that'll come back and haunt you and drive you crazy, so I seriously suggest you don't read it.


Think about breathing for a minute. Just think. Slow down and hold your breath for a minute. There. Now stop thinking about breathing, but then you'll notice that you can't get your brain to take over breathing again... Looks like you're going to have to breathe yourself until something comes along to take your mind off the subject.

Great trick to play on your friends or enemies... Its a scarring thing I know.

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"The Mystery of Life"
Vol. 841, Ch. 26
"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my beleif! ...at least for now." - Chrono Trigger
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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-04-2003 23:02

You must have a very impressionable and unmotivated brain.....



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 10-04-2003).]

counterfeitbacon
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Vancouver, WA
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-05-2003 02:19
quote:
You must have a very impressionable and unmotivated brain.....



Well, I have a very bored and unmotivated brain, which leads me to this conclusion: It doesn't work for me.

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Ruku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darkside of the Moon
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-05-2003 03:33

got me nailed down there. Just summat that I noticed... You gotta regulate your breating though... Maybe you guys have been scarred from too much Ozone

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"The Mystery of Life"
Vol. 841, Ch. 26
"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my beleif! ...at least for now." - Chrono Trigger
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warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-05-2003 03:55

I don't understand.
You can't commit suicide by holding your breath.
Self-preservation will kick-in.

Am I missing something?

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-05-2003 04:14

It's supposed to keep you thinking about breathing, like you can't get it out of your head or something. It will work for about 30 seconds, and if your mind hasn't strayed somewhere else by then just open Winamp and play some music.

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-05-2003 14:04
quote:
just open Winamp and play some music.


really have to agree with that

Ruku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darkside of the Moon
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-05-2003 19:55

Aha! Now You guys are getting it! You're concentrating on breathing so much that when you change your mind, you can't stop thinking about breathing and have to regulate it yourself until something else drastic enough comes along to smack you upside the head.

Speakin of which, I think I need to be smacked upside the head... might do me some good for postin this topic >.>

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"The Mystery of Life"
Vol. 841, Ch. 26
"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my beleif! ...at least for now." - Chrono Trigger
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reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-07-2003 01:08

i remember playing with that sort of stuff when i was about 12... it would annoy me so much!

i would try so hard NOT to think about breathing that i couldn't not think about breathing....

doesn't work all that well now though.

i'm too easily distracted.

reitsma

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-07-2003 01:19
quote:
Aha! Now You guys are getting it!



There was never any doubt as to what you meant.

Like I said though, You must have a very impressionable and unmotivated brain.....

=)



krets
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: KC, KS
Insane since: Nov 2002

posted posted 10-07-2003 01:23

We used to make each other pass out when we were kids. One person would hyperventilate for a while and then the other person would bear hug you. You'd pass out for about 20 seconds.

heh

Damn, that sounds so idiotic right now.

:::11oh1:::

Ruku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darkside of the Moon
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-07-2003 15:44

:: starts cracking up:: Well now we know why you're at Ozone!

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"The Mystery of Life"
Vol. 841, Ch. 26
"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my beleif! ...at least for now." - Chrono Trigger
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warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-07-2003 16:23

Krets, we used to do a solo version of it. Squat down, hyperventilate, stand up real quick and puff your cheeks as hard as you can with out blowing out any air. Like an idiot, I did it by myself once and smucked my collar bone into my desk as I fell. I was hurting for awhile, and I haven't done it since.

Several other variations.

Teaching that to the kids is something to look forward to.

Ruku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Darkside of the Moon
Insane since: Aug 2003

posted posted 10-08-2003 03:37

Its like getting high, except for not.

Surgeon General's Warning: Reading this forum may cause you to squat down on the floor, hyper venelate, and then stand up and puff out your cheeks until you pass out and hit your head on something hard. This may cause sense to be smacked into your brain.

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"The Mystery of Life"
Vol. 841, Ch. 26
"All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu. This is the truth! This is my beleif! ...at least for now." - Chrono Trigger
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josh
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted posted 10-08-2003 10:33

yeah, its kinda like thinking about a song or something, i dont know, but whatever it is, it's stuck in your head, right? this is what i always do. i have something stuck in my head all day. (the "mail song" from blues clues is a good one.) so it's stuck there, and i think, "as soon as i wake up tomorrow, i'll have forgotten it." so i go to bed, it's still stuck in my head, and as SOON as i wake up, i remember that goddamn thought pattern and it comes back to haunt me.

i'm going back to sleep.

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