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NoJive Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Land of one Headlight on. Insane since: May 2001	posted 11-02-2003 06:05 Last month the UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure because...... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 11-02-2003 12:13
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 11-02-2003 13:15 Haven't pulled this out in quite a while, but... that merited a 4 on my mirth scale. The only reason it didn't get any higher is because it's too true... ___________________________ Suho: www.liminality.org

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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted 11-02-2003 06:05

Last month the UN conducted a worldwide survey.

The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion
about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because......

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 11-02-2003 12:13

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 11-02-2003 13:15

Haven't pulled this out in quite a while, but...

that merited a 4 on my mirth scale. The only reason it didn't get any higher is because it's too true...

___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org