Preserved Topic: And then I said

So dewdman,
I detect a change in the weather.
A new spoon perhaps?<P>All this treachery and confusion.<P>We need to work this out. I'll be waiting in the gym.
Bring a friend. Or donuts.<P>------------------
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by the way, I need help with my site.
I was thinking of a little bit better interface, or at least an interface.
I was also thinking that the ability to slideshow images found in a directory would help.
Did i mention mp3's? I'd like to add some music.<P>I was wondering if my buddy doc could point me at some code or just flood me with it.<P>I know, I know, I N D U S T R Y !!<P>But sometimes you just do sh*t to be ****.<P>Smooches again.<P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<P>[This message has been edited by Quality is Bob 1 (edited 15-03-2000).]<p>[This message has been edited by Quality is Bob 1 (edited 15-03-2000).]

Say what?<P>I think you fell into the wrong pool....<P><P>------------------

At first blush, it would appear that way.<P>Keep guessing and i just know you'll get it right!<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.ozones.com/forum/redface.gif"><P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<

I am going to agree with DL-44, and move it up a notch. 'Bob' is most decidedly in the wrong pool, and I don't think he speaks any language known on this earth. For while I understand the words, they make no sense.


BTW I'm not sure that if this is Bobs web site or not, but take a look at http://www.weirdenergy.com . I agree he does need help if this is his site. Personally I think people that use animated backgrounds should be publicly flogged, drawn, and quartered. But that is my opinion.<P>------------------
-I'm not a complete idiot,
there are some parts missing.

I thought it was kinda funny...maybe that was the point?<P>------------------

Call me curious (or Lemming), but there's a little bitty more to Geek.com than meets the eye...or maybe chateau bottled '96/97 is way off the mark...I'll go with the donuts <IMG SRC="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif"><P>------------------

I'm bringing friends AND donuts... I mean what the hell, we're all mad to some degree or other anyway right?<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.ozones.com/forum/cool.gif">

Go with the flow, I'll take the jacket... spoon feed me the donuts!!
Tell Hyde the gyms full!!!<P>
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I come in peace, please remain calm.<P>eedn is on the trail proper.<P>Should Doc happen along this thread he will no doubt know what to do.<P>My site is currently 2 minutes of effort, a placeholder if you will.
I am certain I disagree with some theories on what an appropriate background should be. I do wonder about people who feel things should all be a certain way though. I enjoy diversity.<P>Love and donuts,<P>QIB1<P>p.s. The gym's full??!!!! Aaaagggggggh!<P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<

****ness, ****s and ****esses, be calm thou. Yea, though the dreaded date of the return has come and passed, many now speak that hey! The world didn't end at all! (I speak not of the false millenium, enlightened subgenii know what I mean! :-) The world HAS ended, long live the world! BOB is everywhere, taunt not the icons of BOB, lest you be smitten. (Smited? Whatever.) <P>Your pal, -doc-<P>PS: C*****n ***!<P><P>------------------
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Got your mail Bob ...Answer by way of reply.
'Curiousity killed the cat' - see explanation
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Okay, the picture on my website (weirdenergy) is NOT Doc.
It is actually Jeff Goldblum on his way to becoming Bob.<P>For similar retardedness see alt.bianaries.slack<P>Those of you who guessed it was Doc win my amusement, but the kewpie doll stays in my pocket for now.<P>I guess this is all just a cry for help, but no love please.<P>Your pal,<P>QIB1<P>------------------
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http://www.subgenius.com/ <P>(spoiler) :-)<P>-doc-
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what the **** ?<P>(you fill in the blank)

Doug came into my room again last night.
He makes me wonder so much.
I think he could get better, but mom says no.<P>Thank god for pets!<P>As my good buddy Jim said before he died:<P>"and I walked on down the hall to where my sister lived!"<P>Funny how spring has this effect on me.<P>Your Pal,
QIJ1<P>P.S. Doc honey, I really need your help. I have certain elements ready to place, but my aim is JUST SO NOT THERE!
Please help.<P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<<p>[This message has been edited by Quality is Bob 1 (edited 22-03-2000).]

Heh heh. BOB has you all bamboozly, strange vapours flow through the mythical Plymouth Building, firing up synapses with mysterious energy. WEIRD energy, some might say! Spring has hit stockholm also, I be happy. How is Doug anyway? He never writes anymore! Please to meet my newest pet JPEG, he's a sweetheart, and Malin spoils him mercilessly! QIB1, if you be needing to talk, you should call me (you have my number on file!), or I'll call you, latest night is best, as you'll still be awake, and I'll be seven hours earlier, all for the best. Soon!<P>Your pal, -doc-<P>
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Chuckle <IMG SRC="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif"><P>------------------

I have a bunny now. I should take pictures of him.
Shelby wanted one, who am I to say no?
He's insane, we let him run around the house.<P>Fun<P>Doug is in a trance mostly. He appears interested in
an attempt to see every last site on the net.
I say these things publically to mock him.<P>Actually, he seems busy.<P>I should call, or give you my cell number.
It's a quiet little guy.<P>Hmmmmm.<P>QIJ1<P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<

It's all starting to make sense(?) now....

Rats<P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<

I thought it was cats!!
This cannot end...
May Bob reign forever <P>------------------

Shhhhhh!<P>Bob is resting.<P>
Be vewy vewy quiet!
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>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<

Heh heh heh. Doug's been busy, things be moving around, no? I've had comments already! Glad Shelby is happy with the bunny. Is this one an artist too, carving maps of strange locales in the walls?

No, He's pretty much a web ****.
He took to the keyboard right away.
Obviously, web skills are the first learned,
and he became proficient enough to modify<P>weirdenergy.com<P>With help from Dr. B. Sr. (retired)(nearly)<P>Mom says come home soon, no laundry otay?<P>Sporto!<P>------------------
>>>>>>zot<<<<<<<

I beleive smote is what you are looking for, but smitten works...hehe <P>great website, will you be my dad?<P>take care,
Insahn