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NoJive Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Land of one Headlight on. Insane since: May 2001	posted 08-01-2002 01:39 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash! If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 08-01-2002 02:13 LMFAO! I love that!
Lord_Fukutoku Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: West Texas Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 08-01-2002 04:45 Hahahahahahahaha That's great. Much better than the Haiku's, which I'm sure everyone here as seen at least a couple times.
mr.maX Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Belgrade, Serbia Insane since: Sep 2000	posted 08-01-2002 08:06
massacre Bipolar (III) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 08-01-2002 08:36 wuahahahahaa GREAT! CELL 557
Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 08-01-2002 14:31 wow.... that's awsome... hehee Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
Darkshadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 08-01-2002 14:34 Nice DS
Petskull Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 08-01-2002 15:05 "I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." --Dr. Seuss Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com ICQ: 67751342
GRUMBLE Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Omicron Persei 8 Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 08-01-2002 15:08 good one! i like that!

Preserved Topic: Dr. Seuss on Why Computers Crash:\$

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NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted 08-01-2002 01:39

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 08-01-2002 02:13

LMFAO! I love that!

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 08-01-2002 04:45

Hahahahahahahaha That's great. Much better than the Haiku's, which I'm sure everyone here as seen at least a couple times.

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted 08-01-2002 08:06

massacre
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 08-01-2002 08:36

wuahahahahaa
GREAT!

CELL 557

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 08-01-2002 14:31

wow.... that's awsome...

hehee

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 08-01-2002 14:34

Nice

DS

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 08-01-2002 15:05

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." --Dr. Seuss

Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 08-01-2002 15:08

good one! i like that!