Preserved Topic: The Oracle of Starbucks

http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/index.php

I got a kick out of this one.

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that doesn't work...it's description of myself is nothing like me...

close, close... But you'll never find me at a trendy martini bar!




Cell 617

What if you don't drink coffee and have never been in a Starbucks - but I suppose if I did go I'd have a nice hot choclate and I get this abuse back:

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Personality type: Clueless

You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink hot chocolate are strippers.

Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

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Its quite good - I am not adverse to a touch of nudity but I don't drink and even if I did it wouldn't be wine coolers (unless that is some kind of freon from the refrigerator and then that might be OK) and I haven't ever been to a mall (and I don't think I'd go if you paid me - except if the zombies were attacking).

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The Emperor dot org

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Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Venti Vanilla Late ends up addicted to crack.

Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars

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This is such bogus bull shit

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

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Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Vanilla Frappachino.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

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This couldn't be any furthur from the truth..

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Personality type: Asshat

You carry around philosophy books you haven't read and wear trendy wire-rimmed glasses even though you have perfect vision. You've probably added an accent to your name or changed the pronunciation to seem sophisticated. You hang out in coffee shops because you don't have a job because you got your degree in French Poetry. People who drink large espresso are notorious for spouting off angry, liberal opinions about issues they don't understand.

Also drinks: Any drink with a foreign name
Can also be found at: The other, locally owned coffee shop you claim to like better

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So not true...

[This message has been edited by Rauthrin (edited 01-26-2004).]

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Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks grande black eye.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home

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That is so, umm, not me... ~Bugs looks around sheepishly and sidesteps his way out of sight~

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