Preserved Topic: How dodgy are you?

A fun quiz highlighting the silliness of some laws:
http://www.thesite.org/magazine/dodgy.html

and me - I'm:

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Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place? but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 43.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

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[edit: But I think we all knew that didn't we ]

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Emps

The Emperor dot org

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello? what 'ave we 'ere then?? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is?)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000

Years in prison: 19.5
Potential fine: 7000

I'm a saint.

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

No, I am

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person? Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22.5 Potential fine: £2000

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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house? Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £0

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Gods, I'm boring.


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le coeur du feu

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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello? what 'ave we 'ere then?? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is?)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £7000

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Yeah, I'm not surprised. Although I am convinced - again - that Emperor lied on his!



Jason, as we all know, is a s crooked as they come, so.....

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but I am reformed sir! No longer a danger to society I promise. Bit of a shady past for sure

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge?

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.



Jestah

Damb, only 37 years? They can comute that to time served!

What do I have to do to catch up with Mad Scientist?

I think Jestah linked to the AOL site for virgins. Go back to square one.



[This message has been edited by Lunatic (edited 02-07-2004).]

Whoa! Emps.
You won't catch me filling in a form like that.

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And don't worry - we're not tracking you...

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Indeed!
That's how dodgy I am Heh

:::tao:::

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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello? what 'ave we 'ere then?? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is?)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000

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And they did not even ask if i ride on my own bike...

Some of the descriptions are hilarious:

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Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK.

Not illegal in the UK, but in New York it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.

One of those strange laws - in UK its illegal for a boy under the age of ten to see a naked shop dummy.

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The part about shooting with an bow and arrow is the best, if you get a GPS an a watch with the arms


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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 02-07-2004).]

It's ok Emp. Lying about your accomplishments is not legally considered an admission of guilt. *lmfao*

I'd say the site owner needs to do some work on his layout. I started to take the test, but couldn't get past the first page because the test comes up in its own window with no controls on the window and with no way to resize the window or scroll to the continue button (if there is one).




-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

There is a continue arrow there, it's on the bottom right-hand corner of the window; plain sight and all that

hb i had the same problem with it in moz. but when i changed it to IE it was ok....

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"Art has to be forgotten. Beauty must be realized."
Piet Mondriaan

Upstanding

Years in prison: 21 Potential fine: £2000

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skaarjj - *if* you use IE there is a button in plain site.

If you use anything else, the layout is fucked, and you can't take the quiz. . .

Aahh...ok...I get you now. Sorry...my bad

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine? Well maybe not. Yeah its OK? Actually? Ooh. Aah.

Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.