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Moon Shadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Rouen, France Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 05-31-2004 15:18 http://www.deathclock.com/ It says I will die on Thursday, April 17, 2059. Seconds left to live : 1,731,681,906. Geee, seeing these seconds ticking away is scary. ---- If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.
Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 05-31-2004 17:27 hmmm.... apparently, i'm not going to live long to begin with... June 13, 2029 but if i quit smoking i'll die April 10,2028. Figures that i'd die sooner if i got healthy!! bastards...... -------------------------------------------- ok... so i decided to change my attitude...i'll be more optimistic and quit smokin: June 30, 2065 quite impressive..... til i see that date if i don't quit smoking : October 12, 2070 so....i've decided that i'm going to keep smoking... and be happy about it -------------------------------------------- oh damn! having a sex change would shave 20 years off of me life! August 17, 2050 i'll definitely be taking that off of my 'to do' list! (Edited by Lacuna on 05-31-2004 17:35)
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 05-31-2004 17:55 mhm, hasn't this link been posted before? lacuna: a sex change from what to what?
Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 05-31-2004 17:59 Hmmmmmmmm: quote: Monday, December 14, 2043 I am a funny shape so the BMI never does me too many favours but I could do with loosing a few pounds. Unless I loose a limb I doubt I can actually get it to below 25 but if I did I'd get: quote: Wednesday, December 14, 2044 which frankly hardly seems worth it and any kind of jogging would be more likely to off me sooner so...... Optimistic gives me: quote: Saturday, February 28, 2065 So thats good and it doesn't really take into account that I'm workign very hard on beocming immortal (more corpses to my lab!!). ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room
OlssonE Maniac (V) Inmate From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden Insane since: Nov 2001	posted 05-31-2004 18:04 Hmm... not that far. Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Iron Wallaby Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: USA Insane since: May 2004	posted 05-31-2004 18:06 I have until Saturday, December 14, 2080, apparently. "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke "Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling
Moon Shadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Rouen, France Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 05-31-2004 18:08 According to the death clock my grandfather died several years ago. According to him, he's still alive
Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 05-31-2004 18:58 quote: mas said: lacuna: a sex change from what to what? i'm wounded!
synax Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 666 Insane since: Mar 2002	posted 05-31-2004 20:03 ^^^ Must be the gash "Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah
Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 05-31-2004 20:59 gasp that is nasty!! (funny....but nasty!)
mas Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 05-31-2004 21:56 lacuna: sorrey, didnt know if you were female or male..... :-\| sorrey \| - THESPACE - \| E.A. \| PORTFOLI0 \| lonesome \| CELL 557
I X I Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: beyond the gray sky Insane since: Apr 2004	posted 06-01-2004 15:35 quote: Your Personal Day of Death is... Sunday, March 27, 2022 is it bad to have a bmi of 46? [edit] If I stop smoking and have a better outlook on life (highly unlikely on either count) quote: Your Personal Day of Death is... Thursday, May 28, 2071 [/edit] ...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne) (Edited by I X I on 06-01-2004 15:39) (Edited by I X I on 06-01-2004 16:09)
Rinswind 2th Maniac (V) Inmate From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence Insane since: Jul 2000	posted 06-01-2004 22:28 When optimistic: Wednesday, August 15, 2063 When not: Wednesday, June 18, 2025 when sadistic: Friday, July 22, 2011 Normal: Tuesday, July 21, 2048 Anyway Party at my place Thursday 16th August, 2063 starting at midnight. Bring your customised wheelchair... ------------------------------ Do something usefull: support Justice for Pat Richard
Suho1004 Maniac (V) Inmate From: Seoul, Korea Insane since: Apr 2002	posted 06-02-2004 03:40 Well, currently I'm supposed to live until 20 February, 2070... Of course, if I were to start smoking and become sadistic, I would die on 4 September, 2006! ___________________________ Suho: www.liminality.org \| Cell 270 \| Sig Rotator \| Keeper of the Juicy Bits
docilebob Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: buttcrack of the midwest Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 06-02-2004 16:48 Monday, October 23, 1995. For a dead guy, I don`t feel so bad. If I change my ways a bit I could be around 'till August 14 2046. Since I`m already dead, it`s a tad late for change, isn`t it ? I mean, what`s it gonna do ? Kill me ?

Topic awaiting preservation: The Death Clock\$

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Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 05-31-2004 15:18

http://www.deathclock.com/

It says I will die on Thursday, April 17, 2059.

Seconds left to live : 1,731,681,906.

Geee, seeing these seconds ticking away is scary.

----
If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets.

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 05-31-2004 17:27

hmmm.... apparently, i'm not going to live long to begin with... June 13, 2029
but if i quit smoking i'll die April 10,2028.
Figures that i'd die sooner if i got healthy!! bastards......

--------------------------------------------

ok... so i decided to change my attitude...i'll be more optimistic and quit smokin: June 30, 2065
quite impressive.....
til i see that date if i don't quit smoking : October 12, 2070

so....i've decided that i'm going to keep smoking... and be happy about it

--------------------------------------------

oh damn! having a sex change would shave 20 years off of me life! August 17, 2050
i'll definitely be taking that off of my 'to do' list!

(Edited by Lacuna on 05-31-2004 17:35)

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 05-31-2004 17:55

mhm, hasn't this link been posted before?
lacuna: a sex change from what to what?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 05-31-2004 17:59

Hmmmmmmmm:

quote:
Monday, December 14, 2043

I am a funny shape so the BMI never does me too many favours but I could do with loosing a few pounds. Unless I loose a limb I doubt I can actually get it to below 25 but if I did I'd get:

quote:
Wednesday, December 14, 2044

which frankly hardly seems worth it and any kind of jogging would be more likely to off me sooner so......

Optimistic gives me:

quote:
Saturday, February 28, 2065

So thats good and it doesn't really take into account that I'm workign very hard on beocming immortal (more corpses to my lab!!).

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted 05-31-2004 18:04

Hmm... not that far.
Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Iron Wallaby
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted 05-31-2004 18:06

I have until Saturday, December 14, 2080, apparently.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 05-31-2004 18:08

According to the death clock my grandfather died several years ago. According to him, he's still alive

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 05-31-2004 18:58

quote:
mas said:

lacuna: a sex change from what to what?

i'm wounded!

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted 05-31-2004 20:03

^^^ Must be the gash

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 05-31-2004 20:59

*gasp* that is nasty!!
(funny....but nasty!)

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 05-31-2004 21:56

I X I
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: beyond the gray sky
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted 06-01-2004 15:35

quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, March 27, 2022

is it bad to have a bmi of 46?

[edit]
If I stop smoking and have a better outlook on life (highly unlikely on either count)

quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, May 28, 2071

[/edit]

...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

(Edited by I X I on 06-01-2004 15:39)

(Edited by I X I on 06-01-2004 16:09)

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted 06-01-2004 22:28

When optimistic:
Wednesday, August 15, 2063

When not:
Wednesday, June 18, 2025

when sadistic:
Friday, July 22, 2011

Normal:
Tuesday, July 21, 2048

Anyway Party at my place Thursday 16th August, 2063 starting at midnight.
Bring your customised wheelchair...

------------------------------
Do something usefull: support Justice for Pat Richard

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted 06-02-2004 03:40

Well, currently I'm supposed to live until 20 February, 2070...

Of course, if I were to start smoking and become sadistic, I would die on 4 September, 2006!

___________________________
Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | Keeper of the Juicy Bits

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 06-02-2004 16:48

Monday, October 23, 1995.
For a dead guy, I don`t feel so bad.

If I change my ways a bit I could be around 'till August 14 2046.
Since I`m already dead, it`s a tad late for change, isn`t it ? I mean, what`s it gonna do ? Kill me ?