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Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 05-31-2004 15:18

http://www.deathclock.com/

It says I will die on Thursday, April 17, 2059.

Seconds left to live : 1,731,681,906.

Geee, seeing these seconds ticking away is scary.

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Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 05-31-2004 17:27

hmmm.... apparently, i'm not going to live long to begin with... June 13, 2029
but if i quit smoking i'll die April 10,2028.
Figures that i'd die sooner if i got healthy!! bastards......

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ok... so i decided to change my attitude...i'll be more optimistic and quit smokin: June 30, 2065
quite impressive.....
til i see that date if i don't quit smoking : October 12, 2070

so....i've decided that i'm going to keep smoking... and be happy about it

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oh damn! having a sex change would shave 20 years off of me life! August 17, 2050
i'll definitely be taking that off of my 'to do' list!

(Edited by Lacuna on 05-31-2004 17:35)

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 05-31-2004 17:55

mhm, hasn't this link been posted before?
lacuna: a sex change from what to what?

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 05-31-2004 17:59

Hmmmmmmmm:

quote:
Monday, December 14, 2043



I am a funny shape so the BMI never does me too many favours but I could do with loosing a few pounds. Unless I loose a limb I doubt I can actually get it to below 25 but if I did I'd get:

quote:
Wednesday, December 14, 2044



which frankly hardly seems worth it and any kind of jogging would be more likely to off me sooner so......

Optimistic gives me:

quote:
Saturday, February 28, 2065



So thats good and it doesn't really take into account that I'm workign very hard on beocming immortal (more corpses to my lab!!).

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OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 05-31-2004 18:04

Hmm... not that far.
Tuesday, December 29, 2020

 

Iron Wallaby
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 05-31-2004 18:06

I have until Saturday, December 14, 2080, apparently.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted posted 05-31-2004 18:08

According to the death clock my grandfather died several years ago. According to him, he's still alive

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 05-31-2004 18:58
quote:
mas said:

lacuna: a sex change from what to what?



i'm wounded!

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 05-31-2004 20:03

^^^ Must be the gash

"Nothin' like a pro-stabbin' from a pro." -Weadah

Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted posted 05-31-2004 20:59

*gasp* that is nasty!!
(funny....but nasty!)

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 05-31-2004 21:56

lacuna: sorrey, didnt know if you were female or male..... :-| sorrey

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I X I
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: beyond the gray sky
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 06-01-2004 15:35
quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, March 27, 2022



is it bad to have a bmi of 46?

[edit]
If I stop smoking and have a better outlook on life (highly unlikely on either count)

quote:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Thursday, May 28, 2071


[/edit]




...Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most (ozzy osbourne)

(Edited by I X I on 06-01-2004 15:39)

(Edited by I X I on 06-01-2004 16:09)

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 06-01-2004 22:28

When optimistic:
Wednesday, August 15, 2063

When not:
Wednesday, June 18, 2025

when sadistic:
Friday, July 22, 2011

Normal:
Tuesday, July 21, 2048

Anyway Party at my place Thursday 16th August, 2063 starting at midnight.
Bring your customised wheelchair...

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 06-02-2004 03:40

Well, currently I'm supposed to live until 20 February, 2070...

Of course, if I were to start smoking and become sadistic, I would die on 4 September, 2006!

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docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-02-2004 16:48

Monday, October 23, 1995.
For a dead guy, I don`t feel so bad.

If I change my ways a bit I could be around 'till August 14 2046.
Since I`m already dead, it`s a tad late for change, isn`t it ? I mean, what`s it gonna do ? Kill me ?

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