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The Black Hat
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Colorado
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 06-17-2004 15:10

Find your birthday and then find your tree.
This is really interesting and somewhat accurate,
also in line with Celtic astrology.

DEC 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - Cypress Tree
Feb 04 to Feb 08 - Poplar Tree
Feb 09 to Feb 18 - Cedar Tree
Feb 19 to Feb 28 - Pine Tree
Mar 01 to Mar 10 - Weeping Willow Tree
Mar 11 to Mar 20 - Lime Tree
Mar 21 - Oak Tree
Mar 22 to Mar 31 - Hazelnut Tree
Apr 01 to Apr 10 - Rowan Tree
Apr 11 to Apr 20 - Maple Tree
Apr 21 to Apr 30 - Walnut Tree
May 01 to May 14 - Poplar Tree
May 15 to May 24 - Chestnut Tree
May 25 to Jun 03 - Ash Tree
Jun 04 to Jun 13 - Hornbeam Tree
Jun 14 to Jun 23 - Fig Tree
Jun 24 - Birch Tree
Jun 25 to Jul 04 - Apple Tree
Jul 05 to Jul 14 - Fir Tree
Jul 15 to Jul 25 - Elm Tree
Jul 26 to Aug 04 - Cypress Tree
Aug 05 to Aug 13 - Poplar Tree
Aug 14 to Aug 23 - Cedar Tree
Aug 24 to Sep 02 - Pine Tree
Sep 03 to Sep 12 - Weeping Willow Tree
Sep 13 to Sep 22 - Lime Tree
Sep 23 - Olive Tree
Sep 24 to Oct 03 - Hazelnut Tree
Oct 04 to Oct 13 - Rowan Tree
Oct 14 to Oct 23 - Maple Tree
Oct 24 to Nov 11 - Walnut Tree
Nov 12 to Nov 21 - Chestnut Tree
Nov 22 to DEC 01 - Ash Tree
DEC 02 to DEC 11 - Hornbeam Tree
DEC 12 to DEC 21 - Fig Tree
DEC 22 - Beech Tree


YOUR TREE

Apple Tree (the Love) --
quiet and shy at times, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant
attitude,
flirtatious smile, adventurous, sensitive, loyal in love, wants to love
and be loved,
faithful and tender partner, very generous, many talents, loves children,
needs affectionate partner.

Ash Tree (the Ambition) --
extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding,
does not care for criticism ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to
play with fate,
can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules
over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.


Beech Tree (the Creative) --
has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic,
good organization of life and career, economical, good leader,
takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion,
keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.).

Birch Tree (the inspiration) --
vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest,
does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar,
loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of
imagination,
little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree (the Confidence) --
of rare strength, knows how to adapt, likes unexpected presents, of good
health,
not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, a
great speaker, determined, often impatient, likes to impress others, has
many talents, industrious,
healthy optimism, waits for the one true love, able to make quick
decisions.

Chestnut Tree (the Honesty) --
of unusual stature, impressive, well developed sense of justice,
fun to be around, a planner, born diplomat, can be irritated easily,
sensitive of others feelings, hard worker, sometimes acts superior,
feels not understood at times, fiercely family oriented, very loyal in
love,
physically fit.

Cypress Tree (the Faithfulness) --
strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give but
doesn't necessarily like it, strives to be content, optimistic,
wants to be financially independent, wants love and affection,
hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful,
quick tempered at times, can be unruly and careless, loves to gain
knowledge,
needs to be needed.

Elm Tree (the Noble mindedness) --
pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive
mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful
partner,
likes making decisions for others, noble minded, generous,
good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) --
very strong minded, a bit self willed, honest, loyal, independent,
hates contradiction or arguments, loves life and friends, enjoys children
and animals,
a social butterfly, great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness
after long demanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

Fir tree (the Mysterious) --
extraordinary taste, handles stress poorly, loves anything beautiful,
can become depressed at times, stubborn, tends to care for those close to
them as well as helping strangers, rather modest, hard worker, talented,
unselfish,
few sexual relationships, many friends, doesn't want foes, very reliable.


Hazelnut Tree (the Extraordinary) --
charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very
understanding,
knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes
and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a
perfectionist,
has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) --
of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not
egoistic,
makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined
life,
looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner,
dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,
mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very
conscientious.

Lime Tree (the Doubt) -
intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for
family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use
them,
can become a complainer, great leadership qualities,
is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) --
no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and
reserved,
ambitious, proud, self confident, hungers for new experiences,
sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily,
complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree (the Brave) --
robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible,
does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree (the Wisdom) --
loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced,
avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm,
well developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy,
loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree (the Peacemaker) --
loves agreeable company, craves peace and harmony, loves to help others,
active imagination, likes to write poetry, not fashion conscious, great
compassion, friendly to all, falls strongly in love but will leave if
betrayed or lied to, emotionally soft, low self esteem, needs affection
and reassurance.

Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) --
looks very decorative, talented, not very self confident,
extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree (the Sensitivity) --
full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention,
loves
life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and
independent,
good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not
forgive.

Walnut Tree (the Passion) --
unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive,
noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited
ambition,
no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but
often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no
compromise.

Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) -
likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically
inclined,
loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest,
can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured,
sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that
one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

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The Black Hat
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Colorado
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 06-17-2004 15:11

I am a "Fig Tree"

Fig Tree (the Sensibility) --
very strong minded, a bit self willed, honest, loyal, independent,
hates contradiction or arguments, loves life and friends, enjoys children
and animals,
a social butterfly, great sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness
after long demanding hours at work, has artistic talent and great
intelligence.

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lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 06-17-2004 15:25

Nice...it works for me....I am a Maple tree!

--
Regards,
Elias

The Black Hat
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Colorado
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 06-17-2004 15:26

LOL a 'Maple Tree'... LOL!

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OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 06-17-2004 16:43

I'm a lime tree.... The descripton fits pretty welll...

 

lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 06-17-2004 17:03

I found this on this website along with nice tests:

http://www.orderofthewhitelion.com/Miscellaneous@/Trees.html

--
Regards,
Elias

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 06-17-2004 17:09

Barnham statements again I'm sure - I'm a weeping willow:

quote:
Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) -
likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically
inclined,
loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest,
can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured,
sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that
one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.



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Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 06-17-2004 23:03

I am an apple tree here... and I have one in my backyard!

Alevice
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Mexico
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 06-17-2004 23:08

Me is a poplar tree.


Poplar Tree (the Uncertainty) --
looks very decorative, talented, not very self confident,
extremely courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and
pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity,
great artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy,
reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

I am quite sure I have got an incredibly similar one on a couple of fwded mails. i may check later.

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Sexy Demoness cel

White Hawk
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 06-17-2004 23:26

I'm a Poplar. Odd. Don't know what to think of that.

miguetoo
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: soCal, U.S.
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 06-18-2004 05:08

i r hornbeam tree..

Hornbeam Tree (the Good Taste) --
of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not
egoistic,
makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined
life,
looks for kindness and acknowledgment in an emotional partner,
dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings,
mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very
conscientious.

yaw yawyyawyay yaw..

yah!

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 06-18-2004 07:44

Rowan Tree - sounds so much like me

"You know you have been doing 3d too long when you walk into a church and think, "God, the polycount of this place must be huge!"

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 06-18-2004 07:55

I bet you any money that if The Black Hat were to tell us that all the dates he listed originally were all scrambled up, that most of the comments so far would be about the same.

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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-18-2004 09:23

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) --
no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and
reserved,
ambitious, proud, self confident, hungers for new experiences,
sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily,
complicated love life, wants to impress.

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Xpirex
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Still looking..
Insane since: Mar 2003

posted posted 06-18-2004 11:00

I think I'm a banana plant..

QUOTATION: I've learned so much from my mistakes... that I'm thinking of making a few more.

The Black Hat
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Colorado
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 06-18-2004 11:45

Bugimus: LOL. The dates are correct.

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White Hawk
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: London
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 06-18-2004 17:28

That's a good point, Bugimus. I've always thought the same of horoscopes - but I still find myself reading them casually whenever come across them.

Sad really, isn't it?

DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 06-18-2004 20:37

I'm a cedar tree and I'm impressed, it fits very well, both according to me and from others
Cool!
/Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

newbielike
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Outer Limits
Insane since: Mar 2004

posted posted 06-19-2004 01:05

Poplar Tree

Actually it's pretty much dead on, matches closer than any other tree


-=BmF=- Clan

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 06-19-2004 02:00

i am also a maple tree....absolutely true what it says there

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Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 06-19-2004 09:23

The Walnut be me tree

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 06-24-2004 14:04

Yes, that sounds like you.

"You know you have been doing 3d too long when you walk into a church and think, "God, the polycount of this place must be huge!"

Dragonlady
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Twin Cities
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 06-24-2004 20:01

About 50% accurate. I think others are closer (like the fig, only I'm not a social butterfly, and I do like a good argument . . .

Dragonlady

(Edited by Dragonlady on 06-24-2004 20:12)

Dragonlady
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Twin Cities
Insane since: Apr 2004

posted posted 06-24-2004 20:04

I think I'm closer to a fig.

(Edited by Dragonlady on 06-24-2004 20:06)

InI
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 06-24-2004 20:14

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

bodhi23
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Greensboro, NC USA
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 06-24-2004 22:57
quote:
Weeping Willow (the Melancholy) -
likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams,
attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically
inclined,
loves to travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest,
can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured,
sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that
one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh


Fairly accurate to the personality...

Astrological systems have never been proven beyond chance. Descriptions of characteristics are fairly vague and general, and there is usually enough so that one agrees with some, but maybe not everything.

James Randi has a demonstration of this that he gives to workshops and college classes and seminars. Most astrological profiles have enough information in them to convince the average participant that they are true... whether they actually are or not. His debunking work is interesting...

CRO8
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New York City
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 06-25-2004 05:16

beech.

Arthurio
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Rapla, Estonia
Insane since: Jul 2003

posted posted 06-26-2004 00:27

Lime Tree (the Doubt) -
intelligent, >> ~~ iq 140
hard working, >> -- quite lazy actually etc
accepts what life dishes out, >> -- not really
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, >> +~ thats true maybe
hates fighting and stress, >> ++ very true
may appear tough, >> ~~ i guess so
but is actually soft and relenting, >> ~~ :/ no comments
always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, >> ~~ for friends maybe and very small sacrifices :P
has many talents but not always enough time to use them, >> +~ if talents would be replaced with "hobbies" then very true
can become a complainer, >> +~ half of my jokes include complaining :P
great leadership qualities, >> +~ yea i can do that i guess
is jealous at times but extremely loyal >> ++ that's true probably

so we got:
+ = 8/24
and
~ = 12/24
- = 4/24

meaning: this whole thing is bs anyone can pick a few sentences from any of those trees that go with his/her character

edit: btw have you noticed that the ID of this page is 22222 ... quite a coincidence for a astrology etc -related topic eh :P

(Edited by Arthurio on 06-26-2004 00:34)

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From: From: From: From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 06-27-2004 16:33

I'm an anvil tree. I grow anvils, and drop them on people's heads. It's fun!

Yannah
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: In your Hard Drive; C:
Insane since: Dec 2002

posted posted 06-29-2004 07:40

Ash Tree (the Ambition) --
extremely attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding,
does not care for criticism ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to
play with fate,
can be very egotistic, reliable, restless lover, sometimes money rules
over the heart, demands attention, needs love and much emotional support.

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iconoclast
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: SM Megamall
Insane since: May 2003

posted posted 07-17-2004 13:37

PINE TREE (Particular) - loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

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If practice makes perfect but
nobody's perfect, why make practice?

AlterEgo
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Dark Side of the Moon
Insane since: Jul 2004

posted posted 07-17-2004 17:57

I'm a lime tree (only just; my birthday is 11 March) although I think I am closer to a chestnut tree.

quote:
Lime Tree (the Doubt) -
intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for
family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use
them,
can become a complainer, great leadership qualities,
is jealous at times but extremely loyal.


Some of what it says is accurate, and some isn't. I don't believe in this kind of thing anyway.
Why am I compared to a tree?

alter ego n. 1. Another side of oneself; a second self. 2. An intimate friend or a constant companion.



(Edited by AlterEgo on 07-17-2004 18:02)

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-18-2004 08:16

I'm a maple. It fits for the most part; however, most of these vague descriptions would match the reader. It's a game.

quote:
Why am I compared to a tree?



It's like a zodiac except using trees. So instead of being a Leo you would say you were a Cypress.


You are getting sleepy...sleepy. You will go to the North Wing....

tntcheats
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: BC, Canada
Insane since: Jun 2004

posted posted 07-18-2004 11:14
quote:
Lime Tree (the Doubt) -
intelligent, hard working, accepts what life dishes out,
but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones,
hates fighting and stress, enjoys getaway vacations, may appear tough,
but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for
family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use
them,
can become a complainer, great leadership qualities,
is jealous at times but extremely loyal.


HOLY FUCK THATS AMAZING.

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