Welcome to my cell! I'd offer you a drink or shake your hand, but alas, hanging from the ceiling in a straightjacket typically prevents such.
Programmer, system administrator, artist. -Upholder of the majestic swiss army chainsaw of programming, Perl. -Crazy enough to run a full-time webserver on Mac OS9 (it's stable, I swear!).
Maker of crazy little code snippets in scripting languages that inherantly make all programs written in them impractical.