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Here´s for some late contributions, (university is eating into my internet time, heh): These two are recent photos; that´s not my cat, it just sat in a driveway when I came by whith my camera: [URL=http://img2.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img2&image=IMGP1088.jpg][IMG]http://img2.exs.cx/img2/333/IMGP1088.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL=http://img2.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img2&image=IMGP1121.jpg][IMG]http://img2.exs.cx/img2/2565/IMGP1121.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] The two wasp photos I have posted before, but since I like them so much, and had to reupload them anyway after my old host went down, here they are again: [URL=http://img2.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img2&image=aIMGP0510a-Kopie.jpg][IMG]http://img2.exs.cx/img2/5272/aIMGP0510a-Kopie.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL=http://img3.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img3&image=IMGP0512-Kopie.jpg][IMG]http://img3.exs.cx/img3/597/IMGP0512-Kopie.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL] See you next week! 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