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I have had a couple questions on my mind lately. There just seems to be a trend of things in the world as of late called, Stupidity. Yes it is has infected the surrounding populace and is even now trying to infect the mind of every person who we deal with. This trend must stop and therefore I would like to see if we can compile a list of things that we want to get rid of... A, "This has got to go!" list if you want to call it that. I am sure that many people here have ideas of what I am talking about and think it might be the source of some highly intellectual conversaion... With that said, I will go first... Thing that must go: Stupid Drive up Attendants Reason: There is nothing more annoying than going to a Carls Jr. or McDolands and dealing with a Stupid drive up attendant. The conversation starts out quite intelligent as they ask for your order, however it goes downhill from there... Me: I would like two Double Cheese Burgers and that's it. Attandant: Alright I have two Cheese Burgers... Me: No that's [b]Double[/b] Cheese Burgers. Attandant: Ok, I have one Double Cheese Burger... Me: No Two I want TWO Double Cheese Burgers. Attandant: Ok, that's two Double Cheese Burgers. Would you like anything else? Me: [i]I make refrence to the "and that's it." portion of my origonal order.[/i] No thank you, just the Double Cheese Burgers. Attandant: Ok, would you like a drink with that? Me: [i]Once again, I make a refrence to the "and that's it." part of my order and the "No thank you" from the last question.[/i] No, just the Double Cheese Burgers. Attandant: That will be $3.17 at the second window. Me: Thank you At this point I drive forward knowing full well that they got the order wrong. I wait till I get to the window and am presented with the total again. At this point the conversation takes another turn. Attandant: Ok I have Two Double Cheeseburgers and a Side of Fries. Me: No, I just want the Burgers. No Fries. Attandant: Oh, sorry let me take that off. Me: Thank you. Attandant: That will be $2.11 I hand over the money and get my order. At this point I am still pretty paranoid about the whole experience and sure enough, when I open my order it is a Cheese Burger and Fries. At this point it is time to take drastic measures and get out of the vehicle to return the misstake to the manager. When you do this be sure to find the one dressed in the most "Formal" attire. ~ There you have it ~ That is my thing that must go. Maybe it was because that is what happened today when I went to get some food or maybe it is just be cause I have no point and am rambling. In any case hopefully with the completion of this list, we can help remove this "Stupidity" factor or at least isolate it to some deserted island somewhere in the middle of the ocean where they cant bug others. ~ Edit, forgot to close some BB codes. ~ "Well they messed with the wrong skull this time, Ha ha!!!" ~ Murray the talking skull [small](Edited by [internallink=23613]Fish and Chips[/internallink] on 10-11-2004 04:25)[/small]
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