Topic awaiting preservation: Evil things...

... to do with a broken headset.

My headset seen/heard it's days, now what things can I do to it?
I was on my computer when I suddenly heard my music in my left ear only. Luckily it died when my sister was about to go out to get another headset for herself, so that allowed me to get replacement in no time.

Hmm... Do you think I can spare the mic and use it for something innovative?

A moment of silence...



*ahem* headset eh, lets see creative, evil or useful???

Creative
Imagine youself an agent and have the mic dangling around you ear *oops* connected to some really high tech machinary that's very cleverly hidden beneath your colar and allows you to talk to people from all over the globe and even catch radio signals... or you could add some paper mache' and make a really long paper weight.

Useful
Fix it!

Evil
Heh heh this is going to be good have the mic attached to an industrial sized amplifier and tow it all the way on to the street. Have the volume at around oooooooo more than humanly tolerable, than add an extension a mile long and start to ta... no yell!! Now just sit back and watch the decibles demolish your neighbourhood!!

Well thats all I could come up with right now.

That's funny!
Maybe I'll try fixing it... I don't know much about electronics, but this may give me a chance to learn a bit... hehe.

Yet another diabolical plot using a mic has been unfolded!!

Take your mic, cook it with some brussel sprouts and some cheese mmmmm find a friend prefferably one fond of food. Serve it to him... ... ... ... what... ... tell him it's continental!!!

Uhhhh....

It's a damn headset. Take it for that 'last walk' and get a new one... um, like, you did already.

Where was I going with this?

*wanders off, mumbling*

Well, I know one evil thing you can do with it, but I don't think you want to hear it...

*joins White Hawk in the halls*

Wanna puff?
*puffs from peacepipe*

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Umm, what about evil things to do TO a headset? In other words, if my headset was alive, what can I do to give it maximum pain before the ultimate death?

You have way too much time on your hands.

Something evil to do to a headset?

uh....

I mean....

Please tell me you do actually have something better to do with your time.....?

Why not put the headset away and find a girl mate?

I do have lots of free time on my hands... its just used elsewhere... I haven't touched the headset since it broke.

jestah brings up a good point, how long has it been since you touched a zava-girl?




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Someone has done something evil to barbie

For shame, for shame....
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(Edited by UnknownComic on 11-01-2004 01:57)

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Jestah said:

Why not put the headset away and find a girl mate?

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That actually does raise a good point... hey here's an idea since you've got so much time on your hands why not find a female headset!! It might be interesting!!!

I actuly allready have a girlfriend... the only problem is that she's in Georgia.

that's only a problem if you're not...or could be an advantage if you're not, depending on the relationship...

chris


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