Topic awaiting preservation: Remember the Chicken-at-Your-Command Guy?

Well, meet the Virtual Bartender.\
(suggestions: butt, splits, kiss her, topless, cowgirl, kiss, wet, yoga, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.)

Now,... what can we inmates do with this technology - and why the heck is their no sound. Tickling somebody you can't hear is not as much fun...

(this was briefly mention in Are you old enough to drink beer?, but I figured it was neat enough to warrant it's own post ;-)

Already posted... wasn't the point of the other thread FOR this purpose?

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

(Edited by Iron Wallaby on 12-04-2004 03:48)

huh? the other thread was all about beer, and not about the tech behind it.

Well, the original creator of the thread posted this too, and there were a bunch of comments on it there. So, I figured the intention of the thread was to display this.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

haha!!

I found a new one-
'knees'

'turn into a man'

for the record, both of those suggestions are listed in TP's post, if with different words....

now, for clarification - the initial post seems to have been made for the purpose of showing this, though it turned into more of a conversation on beer.

I assume TP's main point in posting this was to discuss what other kinds of things we could make using this concept......

My favorite so far was 'fight' btw....

be a pimp

Damn it.

yeah. I suggest, Wj recruits his kids as actors, and we make a Mad Scientist one..., with commands like 'mix green and blue'.
'pour acid over barbie' (okok. We'll need to get someone's else' kids then.

What I've noticed is that you have really watch the ligth conditions in such a thing. 100% controled, artifical light preferably.

I would love to, but I don't think my kids would do so well.

But they have a hard time with direction. Sure, things like 'spill your juice' or 'throw Legos all over the place'. Or even 'poke your sister in the eye' or 'bump your head on the coffee table'. One of my favorites is 'hide your mother's keys so she can blame me'.

Actually, that does sound kind of fun.

Although, my personal stumbling block would be my sense of humour. I mean, we named our second daughter after a pornstar. I'm sure I could come up with some truly offensive material (but harmless).

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'throw Legos all over the place'

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ahhhhhhhhhh the good old times

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