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Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 12-03-2004 23:25

Well, meet the Virtual Bartender.\
(suggestions: butt, splits, kiss her, topless, cowgirl, kiss, wet, yoga, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.)

Now,... what can we inmates do with this technology - and why the heck is their no sound. Tickling somebody you can't hear is not as much fun...

(this was briefly mention in Are you old enough to drink beer?, but I figured it was neat enough to warrant it's own post ;-)

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 12-04-2004 03:47

Already posted... wasn't the point of the other thread FOR this purpose?

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

(Edited by Iron Wallaby on 12-04-2004 03:48)

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 12-04-2004 11:47

huh? the other thread was all about beer, and not about the tech behind it.

Iron Wallaby
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: USA
Insane since: May 2004

posted posted 12-04-2004 21:09

Well, the original creator of the thread posted this too, and there were a bunch of comments on it there. So, I figured the intention of the thread was to display this.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." -- Arthur C. Clarke
"Any sufficiently arcane magic is indistinguishable from technology." -- P. David Lebling

Petskull
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 127 Halcyon Road, Marenia, Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-05-2004 15:03

haha!!

I found a new one-
'knees'

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-05-2004 16:08

'turn into a man'

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 12-05-2004 17:10

for the record, both of those suggestions are listed in TP's post, if with different words....

now, for clarification - the initial post seems to have been made for the purpose of showing this, though it turned into more of a conversation on beer.

I assume TP's main point in posting this was to discuss what other kinds of things we could make using this concept......

My favorite so far was 'fight' btw....

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-05-2004 17:24

be a pimp

Damn it.

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 12-05-2004 17:38

yeah. I suggest, Wj recruits his kids as actors, and we make a Mad Scientist one..., with commands like 'mix green and blue'.
'pour acid over barbie' (okok. We'll need to get someone's else' kids then.

What I've noticed is that you have really watch the ligth conditions in such a thing. 100% controled, artifical light preferably.

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 12-05-2004 18:19

I would love to, but I don't think my kids would do so well.

But they have a hard time with direction. Sure, things like 'spill your juice' or 'throw Legos all over the place'. Or even 'poke your sister in the eye' or 'bump your head on the coffee table'. One of my favorites is 'hide your mother's keys so she can blame me'.

Actually, that does sound kind of fun.

Although, my personal stumbling block would be my sense of humour. I mean, we named our second daughter after a pornstar. I'm sure I could come up with some truly offensive material (but harmless).

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 12-05-2004 18:29
quote:
'throw Legos all over the place'


ahhhhhhhhhh the good old times

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