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Lacuna Maniac (V) Inmate From: the Asylum ghetto Insane since: Oct 2002	posted 03-04-2005 13:30 Happy Birthday Emps!! Tell me, is there an age of retirement for Emperors like you or do they hold their positions for life? If there is a retirement age, are you getting close to it? Sucko Baggins - Bilbo's lesser known brother.
Tao Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Pool Of Life Insane since: Nov 2003	posted 03-04-2005 14:25 My best wishes on your birthday Emps. I hope you have a great time (with or without your robe on) Watch that chiffon material next to all those candles though. Lacuna I believe Emperors never retire, instead they ascend to a Godlike state. How long do they hold their positions for? I've heard tell Emps has prodigious staying power whatever the position. ::tao:::: ::cell:: "Those who look for monsters should look to it that they do not become monsters. For when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you"
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 03-04-2005 14:37 Happy Birthday oh exaled majesty, bringer of the sun, sower of the grain, progenetor of all life and other such frivolities Justice 4 Pat Richard
mas Maniac (V) Mad Librarian From: the space between us Insane since: Sep 2002	posted 03-04-2005 14:39 happy birthday, Emperor =) have a nice one! B \| T \| E \| P \| L
tomeaglescz Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK Insane since: Feb 2002	posted 03-04-2005 16:10 Happy birthday emps.... lol now who is theoldest out of us today lmao take care mate tom
Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 03-04-2005 16:18 Thanks all quote: Lacuna said: Happy Birthday Emps!! Tell me, is there an age of retirement for Emperors like you or do they hold their positions for life? If there is a retirement age, are you getting close to it? There tends to be a violent palace coup at some point. quote: tomeaglescz said: Happy birthday emps.... lol now who is theoldest out of us today lmao take care mate Happy Birthday to you too You win by a long chalk on the age front old bean ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
WebShaman Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 03-04-2005 16:44 Happy B-Day!
GrythusDraconis Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Astral Plane Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 03-04-2005 18:09 Happy Brithday, Emps!! I hope this is an appropriate time to return? [terror]I almost forgot my password I've been gone so long. How bad is that?[/terror]
Moon Shadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Rouen, France Insane since: Jan 2003	posted 03-05-2005 23:50 Wow almost missed that thread ! I wonder, what did our favorite Emperor do for his birthday ? Hope you had an happy one
Bugimus Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: New California Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 03-06-2005 02:02 Happy BDay!!! : . . DHTML Slice Puzzle : . . .
RammStein Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain Insane since: Dec 2000	posted 03-06-2005 06:29 Happy B-day hope .. long flight good hunting .. I hope you've had a wonderful day if not weekend!!!! .::. cEll .::. 513
DL-44 Maniac (V) Inmate From: under the bed Insane since: Feb 2000	posted 03-06-2005 17:31 I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Emperor does not have a "birth"day. An anniversary of his manufacture, perhaps...
Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 03-07-2005 19:07 DL: Well technically that might be the closest analogy to what happens amongst my people but a more accurate one is that this day is the closest earth day to when I was spawned although the actual process is more akin to hatching combined with the bloodiest gladitorial contests in Rome. Or something like that - I was young at the time and so was your solar system (which is an amusing insult where I came from). ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
CPrompt Maniac (V) Inmate From: there...no..there..... Insane since: May 2001	posted 03-07-2005 19:36 HAPPY MANUFACTURED DAY EMPS!! quote: Tell me, is there an age of retirement for Emperors like you or do they hold their positions for life? If there is a retirement age, are you getting close to it? well.......i like to think of Emps' position as that of the Supreme Court memebers Later, C:\
Tyberius Prime Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers From: Germany Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 03-07-2005 20:53 happy birthday, ye old scroundel. Now get back here ;-)
Emperor Maniac (V) Inmate From: Cell 53, East Wing Insane since: Jul 2001	posted 03-09-2005 14:45 Thanks all quote: Tyberius Prime said: happy birthday, ye old scroundel. Now get back here ;-) I thought I was ~looks around pokes walls~ The appear to be padded. ~sips water~ Yep that old familiar slight tang of urine. ~tastes pills~ They taste black. If I'm not back then I'm madder than I think and should therefore be locked up immediately. ___________________ Emps The Emperor dot org \| Justice for Pat Richard \| FAQs: Emperor \| Site Reviews \| Reception Room if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
velvetrose Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian From: overlooking the bay Insane since: Apr 2001	posted 03-10-2005 04:27 Happy Belated Birthday Emps! hope you had a great one

Topic awaiting preservation: Happy Birthday!\$

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Lacuna
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: the Asylum ghetto
Insane since: Oct 2002

posted 03-04-2005 13:30

Happy Birthday Emps!!

Tell me, is there an age of retirement for Emperors like you or do they hold their positions for life? If there is a retirement age, are you getting close to it?

Sucko Baggins - Bilbo's lesser known brother.

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted 03-04-2005 14:25

My best wishes on your birthday Emps. I hope you have a great time (with or without your robe on) Watch that chiffon material next to all those candles though.
Lacuna I believe Emperors never retire, instead they ascend to a Godlike state. How long do they hold their positions for? I've heard tell Emps has prodigious staying power whatever the position.

::tao:::: ::cell::
"Those who look for monsters should look to it that they do not become monsters.
For when you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you"

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 03-04-2005 14:37

Happy Birthday oh exaled majesty, bringer of the sun, sower of the grain, progenetor of all life and other such frivolities

Justice 4 Pat Richard

mas
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted 03-04-2005 14:39

happy birthday, Emperor =) have a nice one!

B | T | E | P | L

tomeaglescz
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Czech Republic via Bristol UK
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted 03-04-2005 16:10

Happy birthday emps....

lol now who is theoldest out of us today lmao take care mate

tom

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 03-04-2005 16:18

Thanks all

quote:
Lacuna said:

Happy Birthday Emps!!

Tell me, is there an age of retirement for Emperors like you or do they
hold their positions for life? If there is a retirement age, are you
getting close to it?

There tends to be a violent palace coup at some point.

quote:
tomeaglescz said:

Happy birthday emps....

lol now who is theoldest out of us today lmao take care mate

Happy Birthday to you too

You win by a long chalk on the age front old bean

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted 03-04-2005 16:44

Happy B-Day!

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Astral Plane
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 03-04-2005 18:09

Happy Brithday, Emps!! I hope this is an appropriate time to return?

[terror]I almost forgot my password I've been gone so long. How bad is that?[/terror]

Moon Shadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Rouen, France
Insane since: Jan 2003

posted 03-05-2005 23:50

Wow almost missed that thread !

I wonder, what did our favorite Emperor do for his birthday ?

Hope you had an happy one

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 03-06-2005 02:02

Happy BDay!!!

: . . DHTML Slice Puzzle : . . .

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted 03-06-2005 06:29

Happy B-day hope .. long flight good hunting .. I hope you've had a wonderful day if not weekend!!!!

.::. cEll .::. 513

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted 03-06-2005 17:31

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Emperor does *not* have a "birth"day.

An anniversary of his manufacture, perhaps...

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 03-07-2005 19:07

DL: Well technically that might be the closest analogy to what happens amongst my people but a more accurate one is that this day is the closest earth day to when I was spawned although the actual process is more akin to hatching combined with the bloodiest gladitorial contests in Rome.

Or something like that - I was young at the time and so was your solar system (which is an amusing insult where I came from).

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted 03-07-2005 19:36

HAPPY MANUFACTURED DAY EMPS!!

quote:
Tell me, is there an age of retirement for Emperors like you or do they hold their positions for life? If there is a retirement age, are you getting close to it?

well.......i like to think of Emps' position as that of the Supreme Court memebers

Later,

C:\

Tyberius Prime
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Germany
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted 03-07-2005 20:53

happy birthday, ye old scroundel.

Now get back here ;-)

Emperor
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted 03-09-2005 14:45

Thanks all

quote:
Tyberius Prime said:

happy birthday, ye old scroundel.

Now get back here ;-)

I thought I was

~looks around pokes walls~

The appear to be padded.

~sips water~

Yep that old familiar slight tang of urine.

~tastes pills~

They taste black.

If I'm not back then I'm madder than I think and should therefore be locked up immediately.

___________________
Emps

The Emperor dot org | Justice for Pat Richard | FAQs: Emperor | Site Reviews | Reception Room

if I went 'round saying I was an Emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Mad Librarian

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted 03-10-2005 04:27

Happy Belated Birthday Emps!
hope you had a great one