Topic awaiting preservation: Doctor I need you!

Thadeous....

If you read this, it is time we meet. I need you and I think your a nice man. We want to give you money. Can we talk, please?

Thomas Prendergast

http://inetekk.com

*Skaarjj runs around doing the SPAM dance*

Not Quite Pork

Not Quite Ham

Hard to Chew

Hard to swallow

Can Be Built Into a Pyramid


Justice 4 Pat Richard

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I need you and I think your a nice man.

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wow. i didn't know we had a personals section here. sorry thom.. last i heard he was spoken for.... although, you ARE offering money .... hmmm...

[insert fabulous sig here]

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melancholyman said:

money

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I'm starting to like this guy already!!

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We want to give you money

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Hi ! this is Doc ( under cover ) send me an email and i will email my account details for the transaction ** Well he might fall for it **

No Sig ?

Where is the Doc?? I've rarely every had a chance to be in his presence. And besides I want to know if we Asylumites get a cut of the money

*Continues search for tiny little beings called Roy*

Thomas Prendergast, CEO
A true visionary, Tom has 25 years of experience in Advertising, Marketing, Sales and Industrial design. Tom has a talent for recruiting the most improbable combination of talented people and is know for his charismatic ability to motivate. Tom is also a highly recognize webface designer and has been responsible for many of the Internet's firsts. First replicating website:1992, first online application:1993, first self replicating PDF: 1994, first duplicating PDF ebook:1994, first verified verifiable anti spam email:1997, first sequential email tracking:1998. Tom has also been responsible for coining such terms as Extortion Marketing, Automated Marketing, Traffic Portal Marketing and Stealth Marketing. Tom has also been aggressively lobbying for tougher anti Spam laws and regulation.


Hmmmm.... he sounds like a pretty good catch Doc, if your into that sorta thing...

On the other hand, maybe this is how he recruits the "improbable combination of talented people"

Of course, nothing is better when some one "is also a highly recognize webface designer.... and is know for his charismatic ability to motivate."


Atleast he is lobbying for tougher anti Spam laws!

Jason

try
http://www.ozones.com/ for an email address or contact details. or here. From the looks of your site the Doc could do wonders for you.

Hugh, why did you say that about his website?

The man "is also a highly recognize webface designer", that doesn't mean he does GOOD work, a man can be recognized for a pile of crap.

Maybe it's his 'thing'

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Look at me... god... I'm marvelous!

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LaSun said:

quote:I need you and I think your a nice man.

wow. i didn't know we had a personals section here.

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"Consider a simple room with only four walls, a ceiling and a floor. Can you see it in your mind?s eye? You better not be able to; I haven?t specified a light source yet." - Paul Nettle

ooh, where do i sign up?

HAHA ^

isnt Inetekk, as in his inetekk dot com, from office space. Or is that just so obvious?

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Nemesis said:

Tom has also been aggressively lobbying for tougher anti Spam laws and regulation.

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And to this I say....

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*deep breath*...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thankyou


Justice 4 Pat Richard

Who cares about motivatiable spam laws!! The dudes giving money!! GRAB HIM!!!!

In efforts to lunge onto said person trips over a sign saying "Join Ozone Personals and find the dream date you never expected or ever wanted to!
Ozone Personals, where dreams don't need to come true as long as the Shock Therapy works out!"

A quick google on "thomas prendergast" turned up this little gem.. but I think the grammar and spelling errors already gave it away as spam

SPAM SPAM SPAM MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND!!

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Nemesis said:
First replicating website:1992

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so THAT'S what happened! i always wondered how we got so much random stuff on the web, someone created a page and it started replicating! no wonder there's so many pages, they're apparently going at it like stoned test bunnies...

chris


KAIROSinteractive | tangent oriented

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Tom has also been aggressively lobbying for tougher anti Spam laws and regulation.

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hahaha........and doing a damn fine job if i do say so my damn self

Later,

C:\

I'd want to give the Doc money too, if I was using a hacked-up version of one of his cool DHTML menus on my website.

oooooooooh, rippah

*pokes head in*

Did someone say...Rippah?

*fingers tomahawk*

So the Asylum DOES allow personals... Very interesting...

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Has it occured to anyone that is melancolyman fellow hasn't replied to a single word we've said...

*has nothing to say*

yep, therfore it might be cool to remove the url UBB tag in his post.



(Edited by poi on 03-18-2005 14:18)

poi, how could you imply such a thing about a site that claims to be "the birthplace of legitimate, effective, and ethical online marketing"

[sense] Organisation is anathema to organisations [/sense]

Ick, his website...tables for layout. Doesn't work right in Firefox etc, etc.

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marketing at the speed of thought

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Gee that's quick... Such dizzying intellect.

(Edited by jive on 03-19-2005 15:07)

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poi said:

yep, therfore it might be cool to remove the url UBB tag in his post.

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Brings picket signs and red paint

How do you spell "remove the url UBB tag"?!?

templar64: you mean : how do you spell "ther(e)fore"

jive+lan: the "Often imitated, but never equaled... " is laughable too. Doesn't this ruler next to the menu reminds you something ? who is imitating ?

Unfortunately I tried removing the link from the post, but it's too old even for a Mad Sci to edit, so I'm going to have to hand this one over to TP


Justice 4 Pat Richard

^ poi. Note in my post; I quite agree with you, I was attempting to be cynical - the references to "legitimate, effective, and ethical" would have to be the biggest load of B/S - and that's just the start of the first page!

I knew

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poi said:

templar64: you mean : how do you spell "ther(e)fore"

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I will not read this as it is addressed to someone named templar64 when my name is templar654!!!

This is my Signature ----- Laughter is not an option... it is a motive!

Signature BEGINS NOW!!

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okay you guys are just silly.

somebody tell thomas to come back already. we're ready to tape his video greeting now...




(Edited by LaSun on 03-20-2005 04:01)

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LaSun said:

okay you guys are just silly.

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It's nice to hear a compliment now and then...

... thinks for a while... for a change! Hmmm I think we drove Thomas away! My my are we naughty

This is my Signature ----- Laughter is not an option... it is a motive!

Signature BEGINS NOW!!

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