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poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 04-21-2005 23:20

All you need is to join the World Jump Day. You'll receive a reminder email 1 day before WE change the orbit of the earth on July the 20th, 2006 at 11am39:13

This is so insane I wouldn't be surprised if it's already been posted

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-21-2005 23:38

Oddly enough, changing a planet's orbit is something that I think about rather frequently.
I'll leave it at that for now.
Bwahahaha!

Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 04-22-2005 01:07

Its cold here,, I'm going to jump half a year later :P

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-22-2005 05:22

You have got to be kidding me.

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Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup | "Hooray for linguistic idiots and yak milk!"

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 04-22-2005 07:24

It's a conspiracy I tell ya. All part of the NWO. They are in league with a dangerous lot ... hear me loud hear me true!!!

quote:
I've seen myself balls rolling up steep inclines, people such as myself standing comfortably at a tilted angle of some thirty degrees.



http://www.marsearthconnection.com/earth.html

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-22-2005 10:19

Hehe...man, that is great!

I'm jumpin'!

kimson
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Carpenter Arms
Insane since: Jan 2005

posted posted 04-22-2005 13:00

So I can't wait to see how many pricks will jump on July the 20th, 2006 at 11am39:13...
That's a bit of a laugh...

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-22-2005 13:20
quote:
I can't wait to see how many pricks will jump



So...you calling me a prick?

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Back in West Texas... How disappointing
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 04-22-2005 14:54

::stares blankly at the screen::

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::glances over to a physics book::

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::dumfounded stare at the screen again::

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I... it... but... nooooooooooo... It just...

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Mad Librarian

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 04-22-2005 15:21

Here's what concerns me, though: if there's going to be six hundred million of you jumping at the same time over there, does that mean that us poor folks on the other side of the earth are going to get popped up into the air? I'll have to make sure I'm strapped down when the time comes...

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Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup | "Hooray for linguistic idiots and yak milk!"

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-22-2005 17:14

*Stares off, imagining Master Suho being catapulted into orbit...*

Maybe we can get a lot of elephants to jump, too...more mass, you see...

newbielike
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Outer Limits
Insane since: Mar 2004

posted posted 04-22-2005 18:17

What if things don't work out as planned and it puts us in a closer orbit to the sun thus increasing global warming? I uh...well, no way I think this will actually work but who am I to say. I can't even shoot a rocket out into space much less calculate the exact time of day and number of people it would take to pull this off. Hell with it, I'm jumping just so I can be one of the few people that said at least I tried.

(Edited by newbielike on 04-22-2005 18:17)

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 04-22-2005 18:33

newbielike:

quote:
What if things don't work out as planned and it puts us in a closer orbit to the sun thus increasing global warming?

This is the reason of the precise date. The earth must be at certain position of its orbit so that when the 600,000,000 jumpers enter in action the earth bounce in the right direction

WebShaman: We have 1+ year to train the elephants to jump. If the average weigh of an elephant is 4,000 Kg and that of a human is 65 Kg, one elephant can replace 61 humans. Great!

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-22-2005 18:56
quote:
Maybe we can get a lot of elephants to jump, too...


Don't be crazy!
Elephants are physically incapable of jumping.
You weirdo.

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: France
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 04-22-2005 19:17

Making a lot of elephants run at the right time should be enough. What is important is the impacts on the ground.

hyperbole
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Madison, Indiana, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-22-2005 20:34

I wonder when they figured out the number of people and time necessary to make the required move. If the calculations were done before last December, they aren't taking into account the shift made in the earth's orbit by the earthquake that created the tsunami in the Indian ocean.



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-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 04-22-2005 21:52

Hmmm...

Elephants can't jump??!!

Damn.

What if we train them to run, like poi suggests, and it just happens to be...like...over a cliff?

That should work, right?

Ramasax
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: PA, US
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 04-22-2005 23:23

You guys are all crazy, everyone knows the Earth is flat.

Ramasax

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-23-2005 00:09

You are forgetting Darwin's 3rd Law: For every organic impact, there is an equal and opposite splatter.
Mr. Adams (RIP) explained this law using a whale as an example.
Cave paintings in New Mexico have confirmed that this third law used to pose a problem for primitive javaman.

The Earth is not flat. Rather, it is hollow as documented by Admiral Byrd.

Flat Earth is just a conspiracy started by Rothschild back in 1856 as a front for his Grandmaster Railroad Funk of MIT (sic, qv, NWO).

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 04-23-2005 02:13

The Sumers also documented the problems javaman used to have with Darwin's 3rd Law.
Well documented in the Sun Script Tablets of Silicon Valley as translated by Zach Stygian and this two brothers.
Contrary to popular belief, the Stygian brothers were not Wiccan.
They were Judoists and fought such accusations hand-and-foot.

I think I'm gonna stop now.

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