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All you need is to join the World Jump Day. You'll receive a reminder email 1 day before WE change the orbit of the earth on July the 20th, 2006 at 11am39:13

This is so insane I wouldn't be surprised if it's already been posted

Oddly enough, changing a planet's orbit is something that I think about rather frequently.
I'll leave it at that for now.
Bwahahaha!

Its cold here,, I'm going to jump half a year later :P

You have got to be kidding me.

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It's a conspiracy I tell ya. All part of the NWO. They are in league with a dangerous lot ... hear me loud hear me true!!!

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I've seen myself balls rolling up steep inclines, people such as myself standing comfortably at a tilted angle of some thirty degrees.

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http://www.marsearthconnection.com/earth.html

Hehe...man, that is great!

I'm jumpin'!

So I can't wait to see how many pricks will jump on July the 20th, 2006 at 11am39:13...
That's a bit of a laugh...

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I can't wait to see how many pricks will jump

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So...you calling me a prick?

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::glances over to a physics book::

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I... it... but... nooooooooooo... It just...

Here's what concerns me, though: if there's going to be six hundred million of you jumping at the same time over there, does that mean that us poor folks on the other side of the earth are going to get popped up into the air? I'll have to make sure I'm strapped down when the time comes...

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Suho: www.liminality.org | Cell 270 | Sig Rotator | the Fellowship of Sup | "Hooray for linguistic idiots and yak milk!"

*Stares off, imagining Master Suho being catapulted into orbit...*

Maybe we can get a lot of elephants to jump, too...more mass, you see...

What if things don't work out as planned and it puts us in a closer orbit to the sun thus increasing global warming? I uh...well, no way I think this will actually work but who am I to say. I can't even shoot a rocket out into space much less calculate the exact time of day and number of people it would take to pull this off. Hell with it, I'm jumping just so I can be one of the few people that said at least I tried.

(Edited by newbielike on 04-22-2005 18:17)

newbielike:

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What if things don't work out as planned and it puts us in a closer orbit to the sun thus increasing global warming?

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This is the reason of the precise date. The earth must be at certain position of its orbit so that when the 600,000,000 jumpers enter in action the earth bounce in the right direction

WebShaman: We have 1+ year to train the elephants to jump. If the average weigh of an elephant is 4,000 Kg and that of a human is 65 Kg, one elephant can replace 61 humans. Great!

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Maybe we can get a lot of elephants to jump, too...

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Don't be crazy!
Elephants are physically incapable of jumping.
You weirdo.

Making a lot of elephants run at the right time should be enough. What is important is the impacts on the ground.

I wonder when they figured out the number of people and time necessary to make the required move. If the calculations were done before last December, they aren't taking into account the shift made in the earth's orbit by the earthquake that created the tsunami in the Indian ocean.



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-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

Hmmm...

Elephants can't jump??!!

Damn.

What if we train them to run, like poi suggests, and it just happens to be...like...over a cliff?

That should work, right?

You guys are all crazy, everyone knows the Earth is flat.

Ramasax

You are forgetting Darwin's 3rd Law: For every organic impact, there is an equal and opposite splatter.
Mr. Adams (RIP) explained this law using a whale as an example.
Cave paintings in New Mexico have confirmed that this third law used to pose a problem for primitive javaman.

The Earth is not flat. Rather, it is hollow as documented by Admiral Byrd.

Flat Earth is just a conspiracy started by Rothschild back in 1856 as a front for his Grandmaster Railroad Funk of MIT (sic, qv, NWO).

The Sumers also documented the problems javaman used to have with Darwin's 3rd Law.
Well documented in the Sun Script Tablets of Silicon Valley as translated by Zach Stygian and this two brothers.
Contrary to popular belief, the Stygian brothers were not Wiccan.
They were Judoists and fought such accusations hand-and-foot.

I think I'm gonna stop now.