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Diogenes
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: Right behind you.
Insane since: May 2005

posted posted 06-13-2005 03:30

http://www.valleyskeptic.com/holy_oral_sex.html

http://www.valleyskeptic.com/PARK_SERVICE_STICKS_WITH_BIBLICAL_EXPLANATION_FOR_GRAND_CANYON.html

http://www.bettybowers.com/hellmuseum.html

http://www.thisistrue.com/chi.html

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)

Ruski
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 06-13-2005 04:48

life is too short to fight fundamentalists...at least for me.

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 06-13-2005 15:14

There's some pretty funny stuff on the bettybowers site. This is from her travel agency...

quote:
To be honest, God never planned to let there be quite so many of us to process into eternity. He killed off most of us during Noah's time with water and liked the lack of pesky prayers so much He planned to destroy us regularly with the remaining elements. He became, however, a bit preoccupied in another galaxy. It has its very own Bible that is even more outrageous than our own. Well, almost. During the last leap-lightyear, those distant souls divided into two contentious religious factions (the "hxpked" and the "un-hxpked"), fought over who was more "kxpked," and killed each other off in a holy war to convert the un-hxpked. God has found all of them suitable accommodations in Hell. So, the Lord has now turned his wandering attention back to our little planet and is ready to process human post-breath itineraries.


http://www.bettybowers.com/travel.html

kimson
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Carpenter Arms
Insane since: Jan 2005

posted posted 06-13-2005 15:42

oooohh... check out the link to "Heaven"... Here's a nice interactive animation! Suppose it means nobody will go to Heaven... or is it just me?!

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