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docilebob Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: buttcrack of the midwest Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 07-21-2005 07:22 Apologies to the chauvisticly sensitive, but.. You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe`s annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn`t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn`t perform sexually, and refused to apologise when wrong. No further testing is planned.
kimson Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: The Carpenter Arms Insane since: Jan 2005	posted 07-21-2005 11:54
WebShaman Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Happy Hunting Grounds... Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 07-21-2005 12:13 Rofl!
LaSun Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: deep inside my head Insane since: Sep 2001	posted 07-21-2005 13:28 too sadly true.
Danaan Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate From: Here, there and everywhere Insane since: May 2005	posted 07-21-2005 16:18 ...which is why it's funny.
Jestah Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: Long Island, NY Insane since: Jun 2000	posted 07-21-2005 17:45 Oh that was great =)

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docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 07-21-2005 07:22

Apologies to the chauvisticly sensitive, but..

You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable. Several months ago, scientists at Europe`s annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn`t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn`t perform sexually, and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.