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briggl
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: New England
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 08-22-2005 22:31

Jerusalem (SatireWire.com) Update


WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 08-22-2005 22:42
quote:
According to a worldwide survey of faiths, not a single group expressed an interest in being chosen, and the only application submitted before last night's filing deadline, on behalf of the Islamic people, proved to be a fake.

"Somebody filled out a form and signed our name to it, but I guarantee it wasn't us," said Imam Yusuf Al Muhammed of Medina, Saudi Arabia. "I'm not going to say who it was, but the application was filled out in Hebrew."



Hahaha!

My sides ache...man, that is funny!

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: raht cheah
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-22-2005 22:56

may be a little inside jokey in spots but this is the best Christian satire on the interweb

It's mostly geared to the American Protestants, that is Baptists and the current crop of mega-church Non-Denominational free-stylin' type congregations, something Europeans mostly versed in Catholicism may not "get" but I guarnatee if you're anywhere near the South in the US, possibly anywhree in the US (except the east coast ) you'll get a kick out of it.

I'm sure Fig's got 2 thumbs up for it eh Tex?!

Fig
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Houston, TX, USA
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 09-15-2005 17:46

missed this till just now...and that is freakin' hilarious JK

chris


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