Topic awaiting preservation: On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An Empirical Study

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Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

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Damn government!!



(Edited by poi on 11-14-2005 18:11)

Damn you!! You just ruined my business.

Of course, the government actually sponsered that article, to get people to get rid of their Aluminum Hats!

It's all a scam, I tell ya!

WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

No, that's what they want you to think.

No, THAT is what they want you to think! *points at own post*



WebShaman | The keenest sorrow (and greatest truth) is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
- Sophocles

Helmets? They got helmets?

You mean I can stop using those used chinese-food containers?

Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
Isaac Asimov
US science fiction novelist & scholar (1920 - 1992)