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Top Ten Things You Might Not Know About Krets:

1. Grapes explode if you put them inside krets.
2. Krets is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons.
3. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of krets.
4. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after krets!
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are krets!
6. Krets once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
7. If you drop krets from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground!
8. Four-fifths of the surface of krets is covered in water.
9. Krets is the sacred animal of Thailand.
10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of krets.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl - Get your own.

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1. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Lord Fukutoku for the rest of the day!
2. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Lord Fukutoku.
3. Ostriches stick their heads in Lord Fukutoku not to hide but to look for water.
4. Lord Fukutoku is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
5. Lord Fukutoku was the first Tsar of Russia.
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Lord Fukutoku!
7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Lord Fukutoku.
8. Lord Fukutoku has four noses.
9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Lord Fukutoku has 7.
10. Lord Fukutokuology is the study of Lord Fukutoku.

hehe, your number 5 is true isn't it Krets

1. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Maruman.
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Maruman orbiting the Earth!
3. Maruman can sleep with one eye open!
4. Maruman has three eyelids.
5. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Maruman and compline!
6. More people are killed by Maruman each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
7. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Maruman, though it may feel uncomfortable.
8. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Maruman would be as small as a pea.
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Maruman.
10. Maruman does not have toes.

Number three is true! how did it know

1. A Wolfenometer is used to measure Wolfen.
2. The risk of being struck by Wolfen is one occurence every 9,300 years.
3. Wolfen can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
4. If Wolfen was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
5. Wolfen is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
6. Until the 1960s, Wolfen was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
7. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Wolfen, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
8. Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Wolfen!
9. Wolfen will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
10. Wolfen will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!

erm..... check out numbers 9 and 10......

1. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, zavaboy and compline.
2. Zavaboy can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
3. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of zavaboy is blue.
4. Zavaboy can be seen from space.
5. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same zavaboy.
6. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of zavaboy, and frequently rise to the surface for air!
7. If you blow out all the candles on zavaboy with one breath, your wish will come true.
8. More people are killed by zavaboy each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
9. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of zavaboy!
10. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by zavaboy.

True: none
Half true: number 3 (carbon dioxide in my blood cells makes my blood a little blue)

1. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Suho.
2. The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Suho.
3. The difference between Suho and a village is that Suho does not have a church.
4. Europe is the only continent that lacks Suho!
5. The risk of being struck by Suho is one occurence every 9,300 years.
6. Suho is 984 feet tall.
7. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Suho.
8. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Suho to reach the earth's core!
9. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Suho.
10. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Suho!

Number 4 is a little dated, I think; at present, the only continent that has Suho is Asia (as far as I know).

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1. CPromptolatry is the mindless worship of CPrompt!
2. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are CPrompt!
3. The air around CPrompt is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
4. Banging your head against CPrompt uses 150 calories an hour.
5. The fingerprints of CPrompt are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
6. CPrompt has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
7. Only one person in two billion will live to be CPrompt!
8. Neil Armstrong first stepped on CPrompt with his left foot.
9. CPrompt is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
10. The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like CPrompt.

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1. Skaarjj has a bifurcated penis.
2. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Skaarjj.
3. Skaarjj can't sweat!
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Skaarjj to reach the earth's core!
5. There are 336 dimples on Skaarjj.
6. Skaarjj is incapable of sleep.
7. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Skaarjj has 7.
8. Reindeer like to eat Skaarjj.
9. Skaarjjolatry is the mindless worship of Skaarjj!
10. Skaarjj, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.

Okay, 1 is untrue, so very much so. 2 is because idon't predict people's birth day's. 3 is also so very untrue, I'm known for sweat. On 4, I didn't know I was that big, but there you go. 5 is wrong (there's more). 6 Is quite close, since I'm a chronic insomniac. 7 - 9 are all wrong. 10 is very, very close, the Skaarj from Unreal do indeed have green blood.


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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kuckus!

1. A lump of kuckus the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
2. Kuckus never said 'Play it again, Sam'!
3. Red kuckus at night, shepherd's delight. Red kuckus at morning, shepherd's warning.
4. Some birds use kuckus to orientate themselves during migration!
5. Kuckus can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
6. Over half of Americans are officially kuckus!
7. Neil Armstrong first stepped on kuckus with his left foot.
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as kuckus.
9. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than kuckus.
10. Olive oil was used for washing kuckus in the ancient Mediterranean world!

1. Without its lining of newbielike, your stomach would digest itself.
2. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than newbielike.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have newbielike for the rest of the day!
4. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of newbielike orbiting the Earth!
5. Newbielike is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
6. If you lick newbielike ten times, you will consume one calorie.
7. Medieval knights put the skin of newbielike on their sword handles to improve the grip.
8. In his entire life, newbielike will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey!
9. Pacman was originally called newbielikeman!
10. Newbielike can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.

(Edited by newbielike on 01-14-2006 17:25)

Kuckus your number 5 is just gross!

1. Reindeer like to eat Yannah.
2. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Yannah.
3. The difference between Yannah and a village is that Yannah does not have a church.
4. Yannah can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
5. South Australia was the first place to allow Yannah to stand for parliament.
6. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Yannah.
7. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Yannah.
8. The Yannah-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Yannah-fights take place there every day.
9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Yannah!
10. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Yannah!

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1. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Grythus Draconis.
2. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Grythus Draconis.
3. About one tenth of Grythus Draconis is permanently covered in ice!
4. It can take Grythus Draconis several days to move just through one tree.
5. It is bad luck to walk under Grythus Draconis!
6. The only planet that rotates on its side is Grythus Draconis.
7. Grythus Draconis once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
8. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Grythus Draconis!
9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Grythus Draconis would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields!
10. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Grythus Draconis every year!

Oh... Lordy...

GD

(Edited by GrythusDraconis on 01-23-2006 20:43)

1. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Moon Dancer is the victim.
2. Moon Dancer is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
3. The risk of being struck by Moon Dancer is one occurence every 9,300 years.
4. California is the biggest exporter of Moon Dancer in the world.
5. Moon Dancer will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
6. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of Moon Dancer every year.
7. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Moon Dancer is near.
8. In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Moon Dancer!
9. If you toss Moon Dancer 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
10. Moon Dancer was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom her name comes.

Hmm... I knew there was a reason I was suspicious of sea-gulls...

1. If you kiss Nimraw for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
2. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Nimraw orbiting the Earth!
3. Nimraw is only six percent water.
4. The patron saint of Nimraw is Saint Eugenie!
5. Nimraw has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
6. Nimraw was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
7. A lump of Nimraw the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
8. Nimraw is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
9. Nimraw can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
10. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for Nimraw, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.

hmm I think it has me confused with Emps.. At least if there's any truth to #6

1. DmS can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night!
2. DmS can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by DmS.
4. Until the 1960s, DmS was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
5. In Japan, DmS can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
6. DmS can sleep for three and a half years.
7. DmS can be found on a Cluedo board between the Library and the Conservatory.
8. Olympic badminton rules say that DmS must have exactly fourteen feathers.
9. DmS is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. To check whether DmS is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten DmS will sink, and fresh DmS will float.



LOL
#6 is borderline true, at least if you listen to the Mrs
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