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Zynx
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: In labyrinths of coral caves
Insane since: Aug 2005

posted posted 03-01-2006 23:23

I heard the question on the radio recently.

I would imagine that the president carry's nothing.

Including;

Keys
Drivers license
Credit card
Gas card
Receipts
A watch


Any other ideas?

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" Overhead the albatross, hangs motionless upon the air "

poi
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Norway
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 03-02-2006 00:42

magnetic card ( to open the doors between different departments at work ),
work permit,
...

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: raht cheah
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 01:17

laptop
cellphone
pda
oversized wedding tackle

F1_error
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: EN27
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 02:06

Simple, an "Elastic Hair Tie" I believe I have just a little more hair than our prez.

Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 04:47

An adult vocabulary.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 08:30

A brain.

Brain, as defined as "organic sack for processing information with" instead of "half-pint of mouldy old strained peas from when he was a kid."


Justice 4 Pat Richard

F1_error
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: EN27
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 13:10
quote:

Wes said:

An adult vocabulary.



I'm sorry, I still have that teenaged potty mouth. While I may be better equipped to enunciate letter thingies strung together, they usually have various expletives of the offensive sort peppered througout. So I can't say "I have an adult vocabulary".

brucew
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: North Coast of America
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted posted 03-02-2006 13:41
quote:
F1_error said:

Simple, an "Elastic Hair Tie" I believe I have just a little more hair than our prez.

Me too. Plus:

Two of my AA anniversary coins (24-hours, 5-years)
Polished amythist stone recieved when "graduating" from drug rehab
Pocket comb
Library card
Commuter bus pass
Customer affinity/discount cards for two grocery stores and two coffee shops (sadly, one of them is $tarbucks)

Now if this were expanded to what's in my backpack, the list would be too long to compile.

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 15:22

I usually carry 6' of 1/4 nylon.

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 03-02-2006 16:08

A bicycle repair kit, and one of F1's and brucew's hair thingies. The name always eludes me for some reason. I used to call them "bobbles" but was told that's incorrect.

::tao:::: ::cell::

DL-44
Lunatic (VI) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 03-02-2006 18:51
quote:

JKMabry said:

oversized wedding tackle



Straps and all?

briggl
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: New England
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 03-03-2006 14:03
quote:
I would imagine that the president carry's nothing.

Including;

Keys
Drivers license
Credit card
Gas card
Receipts
A watch


He does wear a watch, and probably does carry a driver's licence and maybe even a credit card in his wallet, even though through his normal day he wouldn't need either one.


norm
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: [s]underwater[/s] under-snow in Juneau
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 03-04-2006 01:17

I carry a conscience and a sense of personal accountability. Unlike our president I won't go anywhere without either of those.

Tao
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Pool Of Life
Insane since: Nov 2003

posted posted 03-04-2006 12:34



::tao:::: ::cell::

GrythusDraconis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Here and There
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 03-21-2006 19:30

4" Serrated Folding Knife (Benchmade - Emerson)
3" Serrated Folding Knife Carabiner (Kershaw)
Multi-Tool (Leatherman)
Earring
2nd Ring (although he might have a class ring)

GD

TwoD
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Sweden
Insane since: Aug 2004

posted posted 04-02-2006 00:25

Five grenades
Two SigSauer P228
One Glock 26
Three extra clips
One remote detonator
and... oops, shouldn't have said that...

/TwoD



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