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ok, different chuckle :p Found this on another forum...thought it was interesting and decided to share it with the rest of the spammers. :p Definition of a BILLION The next time you hear someone in government, or big business, rather casually use a number that includes the word 'billion', think about the actual magnitude of a 'billion'. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend. One advertising agency did a rather good job of putting that figure into perspective in one of its releases: * A billion seconds ago it was 1959. * A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive. * A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. * A billion days ago no creature walked the earth on two feet. * But...a billion dollars lasts only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate the government spends it.
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